" I hope you can help me with this file that I send. "
" Hiya hiya hiyaaazzzz… my name’s Sircam! "
" I’m just yuor friendliest little computer resident!! No malicious intentzz… ever ever! "
" Surely we can help each other like friends, yeah? Yeahhh?? "
// Hii! I’m Rascal, who also runs @/thehospital-secretary!! This little guy popped into my head, and as a person who can’t RESIST malware, fictional AI, yada yada, I decided LET’S GIVE THIS GUY A RP BLOG!!!
// Since this is an OC, we shall build their character as we go! This is Sircam (a real piece of malware from 2001 btw!! Look it up!), a sentient creature/anomaly who resides on any kind of tech in the hospital. If it has a system, they can get into it!
// Sircam is clingy and can get overbearing pretty fast, acting overly familiar with everyone in the hospital. They don’t see a reason not to be, though… they have access to all the data in the hospital, so what’s stopping them? They try their best to “help” their “friends” around the hospital, and while the fact that they’re in pretty much every piece of tech could be useful, they often misjudge what’s going on and end up just causing more problems. They really do care and just want companionship, it’s just that their methods are. Unconventional. To say the least.
// Oh yeah and they use any pronouns!! Although I think they’re a bit more masculine leaning :0
// Some general rules!: Have fun, of course, and go crazy interacting! I will never be annoyed even if you interact with me MANY times, and if I am, I’ll be sure to let you know :)
// I’m completely fine with shipping! Just let me know if you plan on it, lol.
// I’m a minor, so please have common sense. I’d say I’m pretty mature, and I’m not bothered by gruesome/sensitive topics, but don’t spam me with gore. I may write it on occasion as I am a big fan of horror, but I don’t want to see it. And I DEFINITELY don’t want to see anything explicit/sexual. Suggestive jokes are completely allowed, though— please just follow Tumblr’s rules.
// Basic DNI, I don’t care who you are, how old you are, or what you believe in as long as you’re not a jerk or problematic. If you are a jerk and continue to interact rudely, you will be blocked. Again, just have common sense (^_^) I’m a bit sensitive, lol
// Be careful! I do swear sometimes.
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" This is normal speaking text. Color changes, italics and bolding will be used to show emphasis/emotion as needed. Smaller text = said in a quieter tone. "
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// This is OOC text! Usually, it’ll be small, like this.
# ~ i send you this file! ~ — in-character posts
# ~ pandering to each other! ~ — answering asks
# ~ systems shutting down ~ — ooc stuff
# ~ it’s all breaking!? ~ — posts/reblogs with some sort of tw/cw
# ~ a step closer to friendship! ~ — interaction/reblog chain end
# ~ knockoff mspaint ~ — fire art from everyone lelele
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Appearance: A yellow rabbit with slightly curly fur. Often seen with a dark yellow bow and a cross necklace
He started working with us in 201⬛️
Seems to have religious trauma, but is in denial
For some reason, there’s not that much information accessible…
[Things Sircam can note]
José has been able to acknowledge his religious trauma with the help of Syncere.
He ended up purging his living space of religious symbols.
This released the ghost tied to his soul from the cross necklace he always wore.
The ghost is named Ren, going by Fae/Faer pronouns.
Fae have the appearance of a bear with bangs covering the right side of faer face. Fae perpetually wear a pink sweater that has a red heart stitched on the front, with the same red used as accentuation.
Ren insists José wears the necklace in public, as to keep them both safe, saying that the necklace doesn’t hurt fae anyway.
~•~
[He was wandering around the lobby, everyone else seemed to have everything handled, so he wasn’t needed. He ended up going into the reception area]
Sometimes I forget how many other interns there are. It’s a shame I’m not needed right now…
-@bananatern-jose-and-ghost-ren
[Mod: Sorry this is mostly background information! I tried to limit it to what’s important.]
[ Hmm, always new people… They search for and read through the files, trying to see how they can utilize the information. Delicious information… ]
[ The computer at the reception sparks a bit, the outlet it’s plugged into crackling softly. ]
Appearance: A yellow rabbit with slightly curly fur. Often seen with a dark yellow bow and a cross necklace
He started working with us in 201⬛️
Seems to have religious trauma, but is in denial
For some reason, there’s not that much information accessible…
[Things Sircam can note]
José has been able to acknowledge his religious trauma with the help of Syncere.
He ended up purging his living space of religious symbols.
This released the ghost tied to his soul from the cross necklace he always wore.
The ghost is named Ren, going by Fae/Faer pronouns.
Fae have the appearance of a bear with bangs covering the right side of faer face. Fae perpetually wear a pink sweater that has a red heart stitched on the front, with the same red used as accentuation.
Ren insists José wears the necklace in public, as to keep them both safe, saying that the necklace doesn’t hurt fae anyway.
~•~
[He was wandering around the lobby, everyone else seemed to have everything handled, so he wasn’t needed. He ended up going into the reception area]
Sometimes I forget how many other interns there are. It’s a shame I’m not needed right now…
-@bananatern-jose-and-ghost-ren
[Mod: Sorry this is mostly background information! I tried to limit it to what’s important.]
[ Hmm, always new people… They search for and read through the files, trying to see how they can utilize the information. Delicious information… ]
[ The computer at the reception sparks a bit, the outlet it’s plugged into crackling softly. ]
Appearance: A yellow rabbit with slightly curly fur. Often seen with a dark yellow bow and a cross necklace
He started working with us in 201⬛️
Seems to have religious trauma, but is in denial
For some reason, there’s not that much information accessible…
[Things Sircam can note]
José has been able to acknowledge his religious trauma with the help of Syncere.
He ended up purging his living space of religious symbols.
This released the ghost tied to his soul from the cross necklace he always wore.
The ghost is named Ren, going by Fae/Faer pronouns.
Fae have the appearance of a bear with bangs covering the right side of faer face. Fae perpetually wear a pink sweater that has a red heart stitched on the front, with the same red used as accentuation.
Ren insists José wears the necklace in public, as to keep them both safe, saying that the necklace doesn’t hurt fae anyway.
~•~
[He was wandering around the lobby, everyone else seemed to have everything handled, so he wasn’t needed. He ended up going into the reception area]
Sometimes I forget how many other interns there are. It’s a shame I’m not needed right now…
-@bananatern-jose-and-ghost-ren
[Mod: Sorry this is mostly background information! I tried to limit it to what’s important.]
[ Hmm, always new people… They search for and read through the files, trying to see how they can utilize the information. Delicious information… ]
[ The computer at the reception sparks a bit, the outlet it’s plugged into crackling softly. ]
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Eh I'm to lazy rn, I'm just letting my minions deal with them, I am not looking forward to phighting or forsaken because forsaken has 42 charaters at least and phighting has like 28.
Appearance: A yellow rabbit with slightly curly fur. Often seen with a dark yellow bow and a cross necklace
He started working with us in 201⬛️
Seems to have religious trauma, but is in denial
For some reason, there’s not that much information accessible…
[Things Sircam can note]
José has been able to acknowledge his religious trauma with the help of Syncere.
He ended up purging his living space of religious symbols.
This released the ghost tied to his soul from the cross necklace he always wore.
The ghost is named Ren, going by Fae/Faer pronouns.
Fae have the appearance of a bear with bangs covering the right side of faer face. Fae perpetually wear a pink sweater that has a red heart stitched on the front, with the same red used as accentuation.
Ren insists José wears the necklace in public, as to keep them both safe, saying that the necklace doesn’t hurt fae anyway.
~•~
[He was wandering around the lobby, everyone else seemed to have everything handled, so he wasn’t needed. He ended up going into the reception area]
Sometimes I forget how many other interns there are. It’s a shame I’m not needed right now…
-@bananatern-jose-and-ghost-ren
[Mod: Sorry this is mostly background information! I tried to limit it to what’s important.]
[ Hmm, always new people… They search for and read through the files, trying to see how they can utilize the information. Delicious information… ]
[ The computer at the reception sparks a bit, the outlet it’s plugged into crackling softly. ]
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(HIYA FELLOW ANIMAL HOSPITAL OC BLOG <i hope interactions from blogs you don’t know are okay i did read ur entire intro post multiple times but still making sure ^_^> I WANTED TO INTERACT WITH YOU BECAUSE I THINK UR OC IS ACTUALLY SO CREATIVE AND AMAZING WITH CONCEPTS AND AHHH- I wanted to interact with u for my oc :3 again if that’s okay… AND I WANTED TO MAKE THIS THEIR FIRST TIME MEETING FOR THE RP HEH :3 tagging my acc for the notif at the bottom of the ask btw-)
*Milo had just finished doing an x-ray for a patient (after many MANY tries) and started uploading to the computer, he noticed some unexpected lag and… glitches? He didn’t think to much about it. They printed out the x-ray and as the treatment was about to load on the board… instead a figure did? Milo practically jumped a foot in the air from surpise*
“OH MY F***ING STARS— w…what??? HUH? THERES A PATIENT IN THE SCREEN?!”
*Milo looks genuinely confused*
< @assistantmiloanimalhospital >
" A patieennntt?? Nonono, I don’t need any kinda treatmentz, huhuhu! "
[ They laugh rambunctiously, the screen’s display showing them rest their head on their paws and looking down at him with interest. ]
" Can’t say I’ve seen youuuu before! What are youz doing? "
“Uh— I’m new… ish…? My names Milo! I’m an assistant here. I’m er… I just did an x-ray and way about to treat the patient but I can’t really see what I’m meant to use for treatment anymore-!”
" Ehehe, that explains why I don’t know ya! I’m Sircam, nice to meet you! "
[ Sircam waves their paw slightly, getting distracted yapping and therefore doesn’t show the treatment needed. ]
" I mean reallyz, nobody should be surprised! New people aren’t all that uncommon given what this place iz! Mhmmmm, talk to me, talk to me! How come you decided to work here? "
[ Sircam studies them thoughtfully for a bit, trying to figure or how to make friends despite the lack of data for use. Maybe they could figure out how to make the workload easier for them somehow. ]
" Hmmmhm, okay, okay! This patient needs bandages and a medkit! "
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ooc || ive never initiated a rp before so apolocheese if this isbad,,😭
Bettany had come to the hospital for one of her usual anomaly interviews. She was told that there was a docile anomaly (that little bunny thing in the picture), so she had to show up. It was going relatively normal for a good half hour - until the lights started to flicker. It was only for a moment, the lights going dim soon after. Bettany freezes, mentally praying that anomaly on the other side of the glass couldn’t see in the dark, but she was cut off by a cyan glow on the button panel. Almost immediately, the light moved, causing the larger TV to flicker to life and light up the whole room.
“What the-… Oh, hey, it’s you again! I’m kind of in the middle of something, but what’s up?”
She was looking between the TV and the anomaly she was interviewing, just in case…
ooc || added doodle to make up for the writing okokok!!!! canyoy tell i like drawing them. tagging @bettanys-researchcorner for the notif sksjsksksks
[ Sircam giggles softly, the display looking from Bettany to the anomaly and back again. ]
" Well well well! If it isssnn’t my bestezt frieend! You haven’t told me your name yet, but that’s okay! The hospital’s systems have one (1) Bettany Rivers registered as a visitor!! "
[ Their eyes flicker over to the anomaly, their smile unwavering. ]
" And what might youz be doing with that anomaly, huh? "
After seeing that the anomaly behind the glass is indeed staying still, Bettany takes the opportunity to fully turn towards the screen. (She was honestly a bit unsettled that they found out her information so fast, but she wants to play to safe for now and not give them the idea to figure out anything else. She’s also very flattered they called her a friend!!!)
“Oh, I’m just talking to it like I did with you before! Anomalies can be a lot more talkative than they appear… Wait, no - I didn’t mean it as an insult! I swear!”
Bettany clears her throat, obviously trying to cover up her slip-up (her poor ego). It takes her a minute to think of a filler question…
“…You find anything cool in the hospital files? Nothing too classified, I’m just curious!”
[ Sircam narrows their eyes slightly, staring at the anomaly. How dare it, they seethe, but straighten up and smile upon her attention turning fully to them. ]
" Guess so, guessz so… we’ll see how well it speakz sooner or later. "
" And ohoho, the hospital files! " [ They clap their paws together joyfully and laugh. ] " I’ve got all sortsz of inferrrmation if ya wanna know anything! Free of charge, free of charge, juzt for my beautifulllll friend!! "
“Ookay, I’m a lot more curious now that you say it that way!”
Bettany pauses for a moment, smiling to herself as she thinks of any stuff she wants to know. She thinks she looks so cool right now (she doesn’t. It’s obvious she’s just happy about the compliment).
“I know the receptionists here are kind of jerks, so do you know any dumb things they’ve done? I need some light blackmail just in case they tell me I’m fishy again!”
[ They’re happy Bettany is smiling and talking to them. Yes, good, very cool! They try their best to find something worth her while, but find there isn’t much recorded when it comes to them. ]
" Hmm, let’sz see… that secretary lost a finger and a half to a skinwalker once…! Tried to be heroic for once and failed miserably, huhuhu! I dunno thoughz… that’s the best I could scrounge up from the hospital records about them, the receptionists haven’t done too much stupid stuff as far as employees go! "
Bettany was pretty caught off guard at the answer. Of all things she thought they would say, she wasn’t expecting something that gruesome.
“A finger and a half?? Geez, I really thought they would have better safety measures put in here.. since it’s, y’know, a hospital!”
She turns her gaze back to the anomaly behind the glass for a second. It’s no shock that it could bite someone’s fingers off, but it’s still unsettling.
“It’s kinda crazy how different anomalies can be. Like, there’s you, who’s super cool and relatively harmless, then there’s some that try and eat people. Kinda hard to believe they’re in the same hospital, hah..”
" Yeahz, well, the only reaaaaszon it’s recorded is because they got treated right here at this hospital for it! "
[ They followed her gaze to the anomaly, their smile remaining unchanged. After a moment, the light in that room flickered back on and kept growing brighter until it hurt to look at; not dissimilar to a flashbang. A few seconds later, the whole thing exploded, raining shards of glass onto the anomaly below. ]
" Ahuh, sooo hard to believe…! " [ Sircam purred softly, ignoring the light like they hadn’t just caused that. ] " I am pretty cool, now that you say it, hehe!! "
“So there might be other incidents, just not recor-“
Bettany’s cut off by the explosion, which causes her to take many steps back in shock. (Think about the :0 face, she’s doing that). She looks from the TV, to the glass, then to the anomaly that’s now on the floor. Yeah, he definitely didn’t make it. (Rest in peace Caesar Button….had to die for the plot. yes that was the anomaly’s actual name i remembered it)
It takes her a good two minutes to finally compose herself. She had just said they were harmless moments ago… she was so wrong.
" Yeah, I can do that! That anomaly was annnnoooyyying! Didn’t think he’d die, but oh wellz!! " [ Sircam chirped, although the anomaly hadn’t actually done anything to them. They wave their paw dismissively at her shock, as if it’s just a normal thing. ]
" C’mooon, surely there’sz other things that are way more weird than a light bursting! Besides, what if he got hungry and decided to try and eat you? I gotta keep my besteszt friend safe! Protected!! "
“I mean, yeah… If he had tried to attack me it would be bad. You’re right on that…”
Bettany sighs shakily, trying to look at anything but the mess. It’s pretty clear she’s still startled. Though it’s comforting knowing that they only did it to protect her…
“What are we supposed to tell the doc? The whole thing is broken now - they’ll never let me back in here if they see this!”
[ The TV’s display warps for a moment as the malware watches Bettany’s reaction carefully. Three lines of pink appear on both of their cheeks like a little cartoon blush as they laugh rambunctiously. ]
" Of course, of course! Anything for youz! "
[ The mechanical arm(?) (idk what that thingy’s called) in the x-ray machine shivers to life, reaching to poke the anomaly on the floor. Upon finding that it isn’t moving, the arm pulls back to its regular resting spot. ]
" Oh, wellll… it’s just a light and a dead guy! I don’t have a physical body, thoughz, but I promise I’d help you if I could! Maybe just… sweep up the glass and throw the body in the trash? I see the interns do that with fainted animals allllllz the time! Nobody’s gotta know!! "
Bettany winces as the anomaly’s corpse was poked, but nods anyway.
“…I feel like I should question why the interns are doing that… I don’t really want to, though. I’m going to go find a broom now…”
She turns around and quickly walks out of the room, pretty thankful to be able to get away from the crime scene for even a few minutes.
(pretend like seven or eight minutes pass ok. she has NO idea what the layout of the hospital is and definitely had to ask a ton of people where the janitor’s closet was.)
Convincing herself to go back in the room was the hardest part. Sadly, the body was still there, and she still had to take care of it. Yada yada corpse cleaning montage that I’m not writing because that’s gross. The process would have been much worse alone, but at least Sircam stayed through it. She would have gone insane otherwise…
After the last shard of glass was thrown out, she sighs in relief,
“Finally… Please, never kill anyone around me again - that was torture!… and don’t tell anyone that happened..”
[ They continuously talked to her and cracked jokes as she cleaned up the corpse, whether it was for their own attention-seeking purposes or to provide comfort to Bettany. Upon her finishing the job, they clapped happily and played a little fanfare over the intercom. ]
" Good jobbbzz!! Good job! Of course, I’ll do my very best to keep dead animals away from ya! "
[ Sircam makes the motion of zipping their lips and throwing away the key. ] " Not a soul will be told, hehehe! "
Bettany couldn’t help but laugh as the melody played over the intercom. It was a sharp contrast compared to the situation, but it really helped lighten the mood.
“Yeah, please… If that happens again, I’m leaving it to you to clean up!”
She looked up at the clock after saying this. She still had a bit of time left before she had to leave, which was good - since she wanted to stay…
“You’re pretty funny, y’know that? I’ve seen anomalies with senses of humor before, but nothing like this.“
" Ouuhh, I’ll find a way then, just for youz, all for youuu!! "
[ The lights finally turned back on (but were thankfully nowhere near as bright as the makeshift explosive), bathing the room in a dim, warm glow. ]
" You think I’m funny?? Awwaw, that’s sososooo kind of you! Heheh, everyone else’s just toooooo scared to do anything here! Maybe if they thought a bit less about it and had more fun like me, then they’d be just as funny… Maybe! "
“‘If they thought a bit less about it’? Are you saying you don’t think as much as they do??”
Bettany was obviously joking with this, and when it clicked in her head how stupid the question was, it only made her laugh more. She’s also suuper grateful the lights are back on, since she can barely see in the dark even with her glasses. (me too girl me too)
“Now that I’m thinking about it, I don’t think I could last a full interview if every anomaly made jokes - I wouldn’t be able to get past the second question without dying! I’m sorta glad it’s just you.”
" Hey! I think plenty az much! More, definitely! Humor is just a thing that sounds better when it flowsz naturally! Overthinking it kills the joke, ya know. "
[ They beam at her as she laughs, extremely happy at the noise. ]
" Lelele, just don’t forget to breathe! You’re prettyz when you laugh, but I don’t want ya szuffocating on me!! "
She’s never been more thankful for the orange marks on her cheeks, because, if they weren’t there, her blushing would be a lot more visible. (you broke her)
“Really - you think? Well, I don’t think I’ll be suffocating anytime soon, so that’s good, hah..”
[ Sircam giggles and rests their head on their paws, grinning like the Cheshire Cat. ]
" Yes! I do think so, my bestezt friend! You’re like… the only animal ever who actually talks to me! Everyone else just ignoooreess me or acts like I’m being annoying! So rudeee… "
Bettany visibly lights up at the question. Someone other than the cops actually wanting to hear about her research?? This is the best day of her life!!!
“Yeah, I’d say I’m a fan of them! For the past couple months I’ve been super curious about their behavior and how they think… I can show you my notes if you want!”
She doesn’t even wait for an answer before flipping through the papers under her clipboard. After she picks one, she pauses for a moment, seemingly figuring out how to do this, then climbs onto the counter and holds the paper up to the screen. (She has no idea whether this is even going to work,,,she’s just hoping)
The paper has some notes on it from a past interview. An anomaly’s name, species, what stage of the infection they were estimated to be at, along with a couple of their answers with brief analyses next to them.
“I want to try and understand them. It’s wayyy better than shooting them on sight like most people do!”
Bettany reorganizes her papers, sliding the one she had in her hand back under the half-finished page for Caesar. This definitely got her mind off the whole ’light crashing’ thing, which is good!! She’s never been complimented so much before..
“Do you ever get any info on other anomalies? Or does the hospital not log those? I wouldn’t be shocked if they didn’t..”
" Nawwzz, the hospital doesn’t bother to record much, just what’sz needed to keep the employees aware enough to stay alive! The information I get is from stuff I’ve seen myselfz! "
[ They straighten up and puff out their chest proudly, crossing their arms and chuckling. ]
" I’ve seen a lot of camera anomalies, for obviousss reaszons… I do sometimes wonder why they show up all stretched out like that and stuff! Why the cameras make them look different in the first place, yknowz? "
“Ohhh, so you’re the eavesdropping type! I get ittt..”
Bettany was only teasing as she says this, and the bit of laughter in her voice is enough to give that away.
“Kidding, kidding! Though it is really confusing on how they change when viewed by the camera. I don’t really look into that part of them, but it’s reallyyy interesting!”
(HIYA FELLOW ANIMAL HOSPITAL OC BLOG <i hope interactions from blogs you don’t know are okay i did read ur entire intro post multiple times but still making sure ^_^> I WANTED TO INTERACT WITH YOU BECAUSE I THINK UR OC IS ACTUALLY SO CREATIVE AND AMAZING WITH CONCEPTS AND AHHH- I wanted to interact with u for my oc :3 again if that’s okay… AND I WANTED TO MAKE THIS THEIR FIRST TIME MEETING FOR THE RP HEH :3 tagging my acc for the notif at the bottom of the ask btw-)
*Milo had just finished doing an x-ray for a patient (after many MANY tries) and started uploading to the computer, he noticed some unexpected lag and… glitches? He didn’t think to much about it. They printed out the x-ray and as the treatment was about to load on the board… instead a figure did? Milo practically jumped a foot in the air from surpise*
“OH MY F***ING STARS— w…what??? HUH? THERES A PATIENT IN THE SCREEN?!”
*Milo looks genuinely confused*
< @assistantmiloanimalhospital >
" A patieennntt?? Nonono, I don’t need any kinda treatmentz, huhuhu! "
[ They laugh rambunctiously, the screen’s display showing them rest their head on their paws and looking down at him with interest. ]
" Can’t say I’ve seen youuuu before! What are youz doing? "
“Uh— I’m new… ish…? My names Milo! I’m an assistant here. I’m er… I just did an x-ray and way about to treat the patient but I can’t really see what I’m meant to use for treatment anymore-!”
" Ehehe, that explains why I don’t know ya! I’m Sircam, nice to meet you! "
[ Sircam waves their paw slightly, getting distracted yapping and therefore doesn’t show the treatment needed. ]
" I mean reallyz, nobody should be surprised! New people aren’t all that uncommon given what this place iz! Mhmmmm, talk to me, talk to me! How come you decided to work here? "