enthusiastic.

“This isn’t Sense and Sensibility, it’s fucking Snapchat, chill out.”

“I can’t remember the last time I ate a vegetable.”

“What? Sorry I can’t hear you with my sunglasses on.”

“I killed a moth with a selfie stick yesterday.”

“Fucking a poet must be amazing.”

“I would suck anything to be verified on Twitter.”

“The only vegetable I eat is Guacamole.”

“What did you guys eat while I was unconscious?”

“Handjobs are like the above-ground swimming pools of sexual activities.”

“If we’re snowed in, let’s organize an orgy for our floor. A snow floor orgy. A snoflorgy.”

“Up until a few years ago I thought misogynist was another word for masseuse.”

“I want my wedding to be bagel themed.”

“She literally has everything a girl could want…except a personality.”

“I’m gonna turn this workaholic into an alcoholic.”

“Is crack organic?”

“You look really good with a mustache. You don’t look like a pedophile at all.”

“Love is pretty much the ability to talk about your digestive system with another person.”

“I fucking love Tinder. Whenever I want a study break, I just whip out my phone and judge 100 people.”

“So today I ripped a hole in my lace underwear while picking a wedgie.”

“Are you flexing your boob right now?”

“I have to Instagram the snow so my friends at home will think I do more than go to clubs.”

“I can’t imagine anyone who would want to put up with me. I put up with me only because I have to.”

“This just heated up my scrotum to an extent you won’t believe.”

“Why are you ‘throwing shade’ at me? Are you a fucking palm tree?”

“Seriously. I’m wearing knee high stockings. It shouldn’t be this hard to get laid.”

“I’m growing my pubes out so I look more like a Game of Thrones character down there.”

“They should redesign the American flag because it’s so hard to draw 50 stars in elementary school.”

“ABC, man. Always be cute.”

“I can’t give you like professional advice. But I can give you advice based on my life, which is: fuck anything and everything.”

“Wait. You guys have class? On Fridays? I thought that shit was a myth.”

   You all are so… fantastic honestly. I don’t know how to show my appreciation to all of you besides this silly little doodle but just remember that I do. I appreciate you. When you like a post or send a meme, or really anything. It fills my heart up with joy. You have made this year so exciting and fulfilling for me. Being out of University, my life was looking dull. I didn’t have the friends I used to. I only played video games and worked. My personal tumblr acct didn’t satisfy me. But then my waifu @isabellephantomhive had introduced me and encouraged me to make an RP account. I did and wow. I didn’t know anything about roleplaying on here but people still people were patient with me. 

   And my muse has grown in these months. He’s grown so much. He’s gained friendships, love, family, and feelings. And it’s all thanks to you guys! I know I’m one of the slowest people on Earth at replying but you still stay. You still wait for me and Alistair. I hope that you continue to wait and create memories with us. You don’t know how much I love it. 

Each one of you are so incredibly talented and I am honored to have you guys a part of my life. From the beginning to the future, I hope you continue to enjoy my blog. I could keep ranting but I’m not that great at explaining/expressing myself without sounding like a broken record. 

   BIAS LIST UNDER THE CUT IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER

  If you see your name and think ‘OMG why am I on here??? We haven’t spoken or interacted yet!!’ I want you to know, that it is because I love your blog. I love seeing you on my dash. Whether we talk or not isn’t important. What I see is an amazing mun writing behind a creative muse. A gem. But also please, if I haven’t mentioned you it’s either I forgot or am still nervous and too shy around you. Because, every blog I follow, I admire. Phew this is getting long i’m sorry. 

I HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR LOVELIES.