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nobody: corn is sentient

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cause of death: this tweet

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Band Kids Vs. Normal Kids

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This glass explodes only due to the disturbance at the tail end, not from being hit by the hammer.

Here’s another demonstration of breaking the tail:

Then again at 100,000 frames per second:

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bey

I love you

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A 5,000-year-old tree in Scotland is giving itself a sex change. The male Fortingall Yew has been producing pollen for as long as scientists have been studying it, but in 2015, the tree suddenly sprouted berries in a rare occurrence that means at least part of the tree is now transitioning to female. Source Source 2 Source 3

caitlinfrisk

I hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them

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[leaves this here and backs away]

help-mywife

Help; my wife keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but it’s just pictures of our dogs.

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slimegargoyle

I get pregnant, throw a “gender reveal” party, cut open the cake to reveal a landslide of green m&ms. “what does green mean??” my relatives ask, scandalized. in their confusion, they fail to notice that the doors have been barred. they are now my captive audience. “settle in, folks,” I say, “it’s time for gender theory 101. I have slides.”

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maliciaous

*slams fists on table* THIS IS THE CONTENT I’M HERE FOR

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Shopping at the kids’ section in goodwill

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There’s a website called RUINMYSEARCHHISTORY.COM that promises to ‘ruin your Google search history with one click’ by loading an extensive list of highly-undesirable queries into your browser. Source Source 2 Source 3

heyhanaan

there’s strength in vulnerability. strength in transparency. strength in emotion

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