I don't sing but damn do I cry

Many witches like to choose what their wand is made of by their birth tree, or have seeds/the actual tree nearby for strength/guidance. So here you go 

Dec 23 to Jan 01 | Apple Tree

Jan 02 to Jan 11 | Fir Tree Jan 12 to Jan 24 | Elm Tree Jan 25 to Feb 03 | Cypress Tree

Feb 04 to Feb 08 | Poplar Tree Feb 09 to Feb 18 | Cedar Tree Feb 19 to Feb 28 | Pine Tree Feb 29 | Poplar Tree

Mar 01 to Mar 10 | Weeping Willow Tree Mar 11 to Mar 20 | Lime Tree Mar 21 | Oak Tree Mar 22 to Mar 31 | Hazelnut Tree

Apr 01 to Apr 10 | Rowan Tree Apr 11 to Apr 20 | Maple Tree Apr 21 to Apr 30 | Walnut Tree

May 01 to May 14 | Poplar Tree May 15 to May 24 | Chestnut Tree May 25 to Jun 03 | Ash Tree

Jun 04 to Jun 13 | Hornbeam Tree Jun 14 to Jun 23 | Fig Tree Jun 24 | Birch Tree Jun 25 to Jul 04 | Apple Tree

Jul 05 to Jul 14 | Fir Tree Jul 15 to Jul 25 | Elm Tree Jul 26 to Aug 04 | Cypress Tree

Aug 05 to Aug 13 | Poplar Tree Aug 14 to Aug 23 | Cedar Tree Aug 24 to Sep 02 | Pine Tree

Sep 03 to Sep 12 | Weeping Willow Tree Sep 13 to Sep 22 | Lime Tree Sep 23 | Olive Tree Sep 24 to Oct 03 | Hazelnut Tree

Oct 04 to Oct 13 | Rowan Tree Oct 14 to Oct 23 | Maple Tree Oct 24 to Nov 11 | Walnut Tree

Nov 12 to Nov 21 | Chestnut Tree Nov 22 to Dec 01 | Ash Tree

Dec 02 to Dec 11 | Hornbeam Tree Dec 12 to Dec 21 | Fig Tree Dec 22 | Beech Tree

Apple Tree | Love | of slight build, lots of charm, appeal, and attraction, pleasant aura, flirtatious, adventurous, sensitive, always in love, wants to love and be loved, faithful and tender partner, very generous, scientific talents, lives for today, a carefree philosopher with imagination.

Ash Tree | Ambition | uncommonly attractive, vivacious, impulsive, demanding, does not care for criticism, ambitious, intelligent, talented, likes to play with fate, can be egotistic, very reliable and trustworthy, faithful and prudent lover, sometimes brains rule over the heart, but takes partnership very seriously.

Beech Tree | Creative | has good taste, concerned about its looks, materialistic, good organization of life and career, economical, good leader, takes no unnecessary risks, reasonable, splendid lifetime companion, keen on keeping fit (diets, sports, etc.)

Birch Tree | Inspiration | vivacious, attractive, elegant, friendly, unpretentious, modest, does not like anything in excess, abhors the vulgar, loves life in nature and in calm, not very passionate, full of imagination, little ambition, creates a calm and content atmosphere.

Cedar Tree | Confidence | of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health, not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, likes to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

Chestnut Tree | Honesty | of unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritates easily and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.

Cypress Tree | Faithfulness | strong, muscular, adaptable, takes what life has to give, content, optimistic, craves money and acknowledgment, hates loneliness, passionate lover which cannot be satisfied, faithful, quick-tempered, unruly, pedantic, and careless.

Elm Tree | Noble-mindedness | pleasant shape, tasteful clothes, modest demands, tends not to forgive mistakes, cheerful, likes to lead but not to obey, honest and faithful partner, likes making decisions for others, noble-minded, generous, good sense of humor, practical.

Fig Tree | Sensibility | very strong, a bit self-willed, independent, does not allow contradiction or arguments, loves life, its family, children and animals, a bit of a social butterfly, good sense of humor, likes idleness and laziness, of practical talent and intelligence.

Fir Tree | Mysterious | extraordinary taste, dignity, sophisticated, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to them, rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious, un-contented lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

Hazelnut Tree | Extraordinary | charming, undemanding, very understanding, knows how to make an impression, active fighter for social cause, popular, moody, and capricious lover, honest, and tolerant partner, precise sense of judgment.

Hornbeam Tree | Good Taste | of cool beauty, cares for its looks and condition, good taste, is not egoistic, makes life as comfortable as possible, leads a reasonable and disciplined life, looks for kindness and acknowledgement in an emotional partner, dreams of unusual lovers, is seldom happy with its feelings, mistrusts most people, is never sure of its decisions, very conscientious.

Lime Tree | Doubt | accepts what life dishes out in a composed way, hates fighting, stress, and labor, dislikes laziness and idleness, soft and relenting, makes sacrifices for friends, many talents but not tenacious enough to make them blossom, often wailing and complaining, very jealous but loyal.

Maple Tree | Independence of Mind | no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud, self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

Oak Tree | Brave | robust nature, courageous, strong, unrelenting, independent, sensible, does not like change, keeps its feet on the ground, person of action.

Olive Tree | Wisdom | loves sun, warmth and kind feelings, reasonable, balanced, avoids aggression and violence, tolerant, cheerful, calm, well-developed sense of justice, sensitive, empathetic, free of jealousy, loves to read and the company of sophisticated people.

Pine Tree | Particular | loves agreeable company, very robust, knows how to make life comfortable, very active, natural, good companion, but seldom friendly, falls easily in love but its passion burns out quickly, gives up easily, everything disappointments until it finds its ideal, trustworthy, practical.

Poplar Tree | Uncertainty | looks very decorative, not very self-confident, only courageous if necessary, needs goodwill and pleasant surroundings, very choosy, often lonely, great animosity, artistic nature, good organizer, tends to lean toward philosophy, reliable in any situation, takes partnership seriously.

Rowan Tree | Sensitivity | full of charm, cheerful, gifted without egoism, likes to draw attention, loves life, motion, unrest, and even complications, is both dependent and independent, good taste, artistic, passionate, emotional, good company, does not forgive.

Walnut Tree | Passion | unrelenting, strange and full of contrasts, often egotistic, aggressive, noble, broad horizon, unexpected reactions, spontaneous, unlimited ambition, no flexibility, difficult and uncommon partner, not always liked but often admired, ingenious strategist, very jealous and passionate, no compromise.

Derrick May - Kaotic Harmony

yhea that guy

You probably think he is kinda pathetic, goofy, stupid and just a little bit of comic relief.

YOU BETTA GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT

Sid is no ordinary sloth.

Sid is a fucking GROUND sloth.

this is what Sid actually looks like. 

Lets get some perspective on that

See that shit right next to our buddy Sid?

That’s an elephant.

Sid could have smacked the shit out of a fucking elephant

so this scene

Would not have ended very well for our buddy Diego

for real

Giant Sloths could and probably did fuck up entire packs of Sabre Tooth tigers, and then take a shit on their memory, without even waking their big asses up

Don’t fuck with Giant sloths

Giant sloths stood seven meters tall and weighed in at about 7 tons

7

Fucking

TONS

Mammoths only weighed 6

That’s right Manny

You better look scared

cause forget Diego, Sid could have kicked your ass too

Lets look at a size comparison

DO YOU FUCKING SEE THAT

Sid is the equivalent of a mammoth with fucking arms and claws

Sid is without a doubt the biggest badass in that show, and probably in all of history.

So next time it is family movie night

and your weak shit asses are watching Ice Age

remember

Rose Tyler and Clara Oswald are the only companions to stay with the Doctor, in the TARDIS, through their regenerations.

Both have trouble dealing with the regeneration and ask him to change back. Both look after the Doctor during his regeneration sickness.

The Doctor has taken his bike out of the TARDIS and taken both out for a ride. [Rose in “The Idiot’s lantern”, Clara in “The Bells of Saint John.”]. In both cases, the Doctor wears sunglasses.

Both have initially been hesitant about travelling with the Doctor and he has to come back and ask again.

Rose swallowed the Time Vortex, Clara jumped into the Doctor’s timeline- both have put their lives at stake and messed with Time Lord technology for the Doctor.

Both have shared kisses with the Doctor, but not as themselves. (Cassandra!Rose, Victorian!Clara)

Both have been sent home(or away) by the Doctor so they can be safe. [Rose in Parting of the ways, Doomsday, Clara at Trenzalore.]

The Doctor and Rose/Clara are the only Doctor-companion pair to face the fifty first century clock work repair droids.

And the cyber men.

Both have had an undercover mission in high school. Rose was lunch lady, the Doctor a teacher[“High school reunion”], Clara was the teacher and the Doctor a care taker.

Both have had confrontations and disagreements with the Doctor and almost stop travelling with him. [Rose in “Father’s day”, Clara in “Kill the moon”.]

They know The Doctor too well. The Doctor’s “Oh she knows” in “The Satan’s pit” is echoed by Clara’s “Everything you have to say, I already know” in “Face the Raven”.

They have both saved the Doctor while he was trapped. [Rose in “Fear her”, Clara in “Flatline”]

The Doctor has casually revealed personal details about his past to them. [“I was a dad once” in “Fear her”, “They’d never bury my wife here” in “Name of the Doctor.”] Said revelation has been met by shock from both companions. [Rose’s “What did you just say?”, Clara’s “Your what?”]

Both have lost a parent as a kid.

Both have non-Caucasian boyfriends that the Doctor dislikes [Mickey the idiot, P.E. Teacher].

Both meet their boyfriends’ doppelgangers [Rickey Smith in parallel Earth, Orson Pink at the end of the universe.]

Both are the only companions to have trademark phrases: Rose’s “Bad Wolf”, Clara’s “Run you clever boy, and remember (me)”[River Song has “Hello sweetie/Spoilers”, but she isn’t a resident of the TARDIS, so I didn’t count her.]

Both have been optimistic about Daleks. Rose touched a Dalek, made it want to feel sunshine and thought it could turn from hate. Clara thought a good Dalek is not impossible.

Both are directly or indirectly responsible for the creation of the only human turned immortals in the show. [Captain Jack Harkness and Ashildr.]

Both have extensive and numerous phone conversations with the Doctor.

Both have lost people they love to a car accident and have tried (in vain) to use time travel to save them.