Semi- Hiatus Singing in Tamriel

Feel free to change any pronouns and/or make the sentence fit your fandom better.

“What the hell do you use it for?”

“Is this a job for an intelligent man?”

“Well, show me one and I’ll ask him.”

“Damn it, listen to me. I’m older and wiser.”

“Yeah, well you’re half right.”

“Dammit, I’m gonna kick his ass!”

“I’m gonna help you.”

“Yeah, and it’s dumber than my hind end!”

“Yeah, well, I’m a victim of circumstance.”

“Good morning _____, this is your wake up call. Please move your ass.”

“I’ve got a goddamn plan!”

“Hey – check this out! I found the ass end!”

“Well, thanks for everything, you know, saving my life and stuff.”

“So we’re stuck here. That pisses me off.”

“Why would they do it?”

“Yeah, but where do they come from?”

“We decided to leave town just one damn day too late!”

“Got you moving, didn’t it?”

“Did you notice anything weird a minute ago?”

“They must be long gone by now.”

“Hey, why don’t you take a little stroll and find out?”

“No breakfast?”

“What’s it doing, _____?”

“Why do you keep asking me?”

“Could you shut up?”

“Be advised, however, that there are two more, repeat, two more motherhumpers.”

“I can’t believe we said no to free beer!”

“Oh, sure _____. Everyone knows about them; we just didn’t tell you.”

“Hey, _____, you ever seen anything like this before?”

“Get out of your pants!”

“Run for it? Running’s not a plan! Running’s what you do once a plan fails!”

“ shit, I’m late for work ”

“ ugh, not you again ”

“ did I lose a bet last night? ”

“ I can’t believe I just did that ”

“ you cannot tell anyone about this ”

“ you cannot tell _____ about this ”

“ that was amazing ”

“ my name’s _____, by the way ”

“ where did you learn to do that? ”

“ well this will be an exciting diary entry ”

“ why are we outside? ”

“ I’m sorry I broke your bed ”

“ so… breakfast? ”

“ I think I need to shower for a year ”

“ we have to stop doing this ”

“ I really hope I’m/you’re not pregnant ”

“ I didn’t know you had a tattoo ”

“ wanna go again? ”

“ I ache all over ”

“ you might be the best I’ve ever had ”

“ that wasn’t what I planned ”

“ why is there glitter everywhere? ”

“ karaoke isn’t usually such a turn on for me ”

“ that was better than last time ”

“ does this mean we’re dating? ”

“ I’m so hungover ”

“ what did you say your name was? ”

“ I need a cigarette ”

“ are you sure that was alright? ”