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Y/N : You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. Genos : I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Y/N : Absolutely not.

Y/N : I had to physically stop a grown man from putting a lightbulb in his mouth.

Y/N : You saved me. I owe you my life. Genos : No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

Y/N : What does 'take out' mean? Genos : Food. Bad : Dating Garou : Murder Saitama : IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Y/N : Good responses for being stabbed with a knife? Garou : Rude. Bad : That’s fair. Genos : Not again. Saitama : Are you going to want this back?

Y/N : Welcome, fellow idiots Genos : Hello, Y/N Y/N : No, no, not you, you're not an idiot Genos : You underestimate me

Y/N : I made tea. Sonic : I don’t want tea. Y/N : I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Sonic : Then why are you telling me? Y/N : It is a conversation starter. Sonic : That’s a lousy conversation starter. Y/N : Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Garou : I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Y/N : I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Garou : Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Y/N, texting Saitama: Saitama! Help I’m being kidnapped Saitama : Where are you? Y/N : I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help. Saitama : I’ll call Genos. Genos, answering their cell: Y’ello? Saitama : Where’s Y/N? They texted me that they were being kidnapped. Genos : Y/N? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me- Genos : Genos : I’ll call you back. *hangs up* Genos : THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD! Y/N : WHO ARE YOU?!

Y/N : What do you think Saitama will do for a distraction? Genos : They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do. *Building explodes and several car alarms go off* Genos : ... or they could do that.

Y/N : I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Garou : It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Bad isn’t

Garou : Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Y/N : You’re a hazard to society Bad : And a coward. DO TWENTY.