sinfullypassionate

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

couldn’t have said it better

Andarna: In my defence, I was left unsupervised. Tairn: Wasn’t Violet with you? Violet: In my defence, I was also left unsupervised. Tairn: *tired girldad sighs*

Ridoc: You remind me of the ocean Xaden: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Ridoc: No, because you're salty and you scare people

Garrick gives Xaden forehead kisses to piss him off I just know it

The idea that Xaden regularly gets bombarded with Violet’s thoughts about wanting to climb him like a tree whilst he’s just trying to get through the day unscathed is actually so funny to me

i. am. not. well. 🥵🥵🥵🥵

THE YELLOW EYES MAKE ME FERAL NGL

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