Simsonist's Arsonist Club

OK I get that everyone is mad that small pets got cut out of C&D, I understand why. But y'all… it’s $10? You don’t have to buy it? I spent half that on a coffee this morning. This isn’t a betrayal by EA.

THANK YOU

this is how I enter my house

there is only one thing worse than a rapist *tears away paper* boom

this is my impression of when shakira goes to wash her hands but the water’s too hot

so no head?

mothertrucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

AAAAAAAH

*does a cool scooter trick*

and they were roommates

DONT FUCK WITH ME

hey how much money do you have?

i saw you hanging out with caitlyn yesterday

Hey dad look its the good cush

whoever threw that paper your moms a hoe

*rock music plays*

avocadooooo!

do I look like a muppet?

WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THIS????

*wanders camera* hi!

Hey I’m lesbian

this is how I enter my house

there is only one thing worse than a rapist *tears away paper* boom

this is my impression of when shakira goes to wash her hands but the water’s too hot

so no head?

mothertrucker dude that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick

AAAAAAAH

*does a cool scooter trick*

and they were roommates

DONT FUCK WITH ME

Two bros chilling in the hot tub