Warning: very cringe. Summary: Sun gets marry. And his husband is MIKU. I kinda low on motivation right now so i only finish the part 1.
It was a normal day like any other.
“...--and that's why Luigi won without doing anything, Moon.”
Seven hours… Seven fucking hours. Moon couldn't remember what the heck he did wrong by opening his mouth, but he must have done it in a moment of inattention, because right now, he has to suffer the consequences of listening to his brother's voice squawking for seven hours about the lore of Mario and Luigi.
Why did he need to know why Luigi's beard was smoother than Mario's? Or what Luigi's pet ghost dog liked to eat? Moon didn't understand and didn't want to.
At least it was one hour less than the day before. Moon silently consoled himself, before closing his eyes and lying tragically flat on the table.
He was dead. Tortured and brutally murdered by his own brother. He couldn't even think about the new science project he was going to do, something he had been thinking about for over 7 billion years but couldn’t do because there was so much crap going on here, all because Sun would shake him awake whenever he fell into a state of being in a trance.
"Oh don't be so dramatic, Moon! It wasn't that bad!!"
Sun waved his hand, his brother's shadow hanging over Moon's head. The yellow animatronic pendulum on his hand shook and swayed with the red ribbon in front of Moon's eyes, making him itch to raise his hand and smack the pendulum.
"You're being childish, Moon!"
He could feel Sun's irritation from The force, but he chose to refuse it. Moon turned his back to Sun, trying to make some pathetic whines to prove to Sun how his brother had ruined his spirit and his entire relaxing afternoon with Sun's crazy fan obsession speech about Luigi and Princess Peach.
“Come on, Moon, wake up. You can’t just lie on the table like that. What if someone, or the kids see you?”
“I don’t care, Sun!! 7 hours!!! You scream that crap on my face for 7 hours” Moon shouted, his face already covered, but he still peeked at Sun.
Sun’s face was stuck in pure confusion and annoyance, and their hands tried to pull him up but failed.
Their voices were as high as the sound of a boiling kettle, ringing an octave in Moon’s ears.
“Look, I’ll pick you up if you keep being so damn stubborn, Moon!!”
Moon could feel his will shake. Sun was definitely serious, and he had every inch of confidence in his body that Sun was capable of picking him up and throwing him wherever they wanted.
Being picked up by Sun was so humiliating, more than the time he turned into furry.
But whether he should trade his last dignity to fight against tyranny, that was the question.
“Oh, did I come in while everyone was talking?”
A clear feminine voice interrupted Moon’s train of thought. He craned his neck, Earth’s long, flowing hair swaying in the wind. His sister was wearing a pink outfit today, a rare thing for her to do while she was at work.
“Hello.” Moon’s voice cracked after Sun.
“So… What are you guys doing?” Earth’s curious question was answered by her irritated older brother.
“Well, you see. We’re getting ready to open the daycare, but someone refuses to leave this table for a moment!!!”
“I bought it, I have the right to lie on it. And it’s your fault for making me listen to your nonsense about your idol for 7 hours.”
“MOON!!” Moon’s lips curled up as Earth chuckled. Even Sun, who looked like she was about to explode, stopped themselves and looked at him with a reluctant sigh. “Okay, whatever. Just make sure you get down before the kids come in.”
“Got it, Mom.” Moon yawned, waving his hand, ignoring Sun’s confused stutter, and Earth’s harder laugh.
“Don’t ever say that again.”
“No guarantee.” Moon stuck out his tongue. He turned to face Earth. “So, what are you doing here?”
At the mention of her name, Earth turned around. She pulled a rather large gift basket from behind her back that included a scarf and a cat nail care set.
“Oh, I came to congratulate Sun on his upcoming wedding. This was both mine and Lunar’s choice.”
“Hehe… Thanks, Earth. It’s a nice color.” Sun held up the scarf, which was the same shade of yellow as his, smiling.
There was only one person who was left out of this conversation, and unfortunately it was Moon.
“Wait.” Moon scrambled to his feet. “What wedding?”
“Huh? I thought I already told you?” Sun frowned. “You’re the best man, remember?”
Moon’s face was still blank.
“This Friday? That means today?”
There was not a trace of thought behind Moon’s eyes.
Sun sighed and pressed his forehead.
Moon screamed. The blue animatronic almost fell over. No, he did, his face kissed the ground painfully. His three views were shattered, and his whole world changed. Sun and Miku? Was his brother crazy? Were they brainwashed? Someone secretly replaced Sun with a clone? A mimic? Is it Frank?
He staggered to his feet and shook Sun violently.
“SUN!!! Are you joking or are you serious!!?”
“Moon, you’re being silly, Miku isn’t that bad.” Sun cleared their throat, his psychopathic older brother's face contorted in confusion.
"YOU HATE MIKU!" Moon stammered. "YOU SAID THE DAY MIKU DIES, YOU WOULD HAVE A DANCING PARTY ON HER GRAVE."
"I have no idea and don't know what you're talking about." Sun replied with a straight face and a mechanical tone as if they were reading a line from somewhere.
"Besides," Sun sighed. "--you know that if I don't marry Miku, we'll be scrapped, soon."
"What?!! Why?" Moon waved his hand frantically. He didn't understand what the hell was going on.
"Because of me." And so, the demon born from hell stepped in. Moon turned his head in surprise. He growled the name burning in his mouth.
Hair as green as an onion, a face that would look much better if she kept her mouth shut and never bothered hí brother again. Miku wore a leopard-skin dress, a mink scarf hanging over her shoulders. She looked like Cruella from One Hundred Dalmatians with her disgustingly sly smile and the lollipop pretending to be a pipe in her hand.
“Hello, bitches.” That annoying voice rang out, causing Moon’s fist to twitch.
“What do you mean? Why would Sun marry you?!!”
Without answering Moon immediately, Miku snapped her fingers. Freddy in a suit appeared from nowhere, respectfully handing Miku a piece of paper placed in a zippered suitcase.
“Sun and Moon, based on current laws and some other laws and transactions, will be fully owned by the newest shareholder of Freddy Fazbear, Miku.”
Moon’s head was buzzing. That meant… that meant…
“YOU’RE MOTHER FUCK*R PIECE OF SCRAPS!!! HOW DARE YOU SELL US, FREDDY?” Moon yelled, not sure if he was going to strangle Freddy or Solar.
“Haha…” That damn yellow bear stuttered nervously. “Technically it’s not my decision. I’m just the faceman. Please kill me.”
“Fan does what Fan wants, my dear brother-in-law.”
“Get my name off your mouth. I’m not your brother-in-law.” Moon gritted his teeth. But he was completely ignored by Miku, as she walked towards Sun with a lecherous expression. “So, honey, babygirl~~ How are you preparing for our wedding? I want you to wear something sexy~~”
“Hah—” Sun’s forced laughter. There was a ‘save me’ message flashing behind Sun’s back.
Moon about to throw hand until—
“Moon, it’s fine.” Sun pulled his hand back. Their faces looked worried about what was going to happen next. “Miku… is actually a pretty good… person.” Sun said each word as if he had poison in his mouth.
“That’s right, honey, and… I’m very rich~~~ Rich girl, my alpha skibidi beta man. After marrying me, all you have to do is stay home and take care of the kids.” Miku laughed gleefully.
“There’s a lot of things wrong with that sentence, and maybe you are too dumb to understand but We’re the animatronics, we don’t have that function!!!” Moon took a deep breath, trying to speak some sense into Miku's empty brain.
He is smiling. He is so angry it makes him laugh.
"Moon." For the first time, Miku took off her sunglasses, her face serious. "Are you a Misogyny?"
"What do you mean!!! You are MIKu!! I don't even like you!!!" Moon shouted, he felt a large amount of his brain cells disappear just by continuing to communicate like this.
"Moon, I think you're going too far." Earth interjected, her expression showing disapproval. It made Moon's anger flare up even more. Some shrimp head wanted to marry his brother and she simply was that nonchalant??
"Well then, goodbye to you two. I'll take my bride to the wedding that was planned for before."
Miku grabbed Sun's waist and forced them to leave, before leaving she gave Moon the middle finger.
The door slammed shut in front of him, leaving Moon stunned. It wasn't until Earth's voice rang out that his soul returned from hell to reality.
“Well… your reaction… that must be something…”
“YOU REALLY THINK THAT!!?”
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