Lover of Xaden Riorson

“I love you like all-fire, too. You and no one else. Just like my geese, I mate for life. And then some. Forever.”

The flour sack pants with “Courtesy of the Capitol” stamped on the ass

The one gamemaker mopping

The one gamemaker diving down the berm shaft

Maysilee throwing hands with Drusilla

Magno’s live reptile fashion

Haymitch calling District 1’s uniform color “snot green”

The Bunnies™

Haymitch hiding in the blueberry patch and thinking he’s well hidden and then climbing out later and being like “oh no it was Very Obvious that I was there”

That one bit of dialogue with Plutarch which was a thinly veiled dunk on ai

Maysilee’s blowdart gun

Maysilee giving her necklaces to the other tributes

The first time Haymitch meets Snow and Snow is puking into a fountain

Haymitch guzzling the milk

The Porcupines™

bonus:

fiyero is all of us