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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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bruneburg

feel free to caption this

bruneburg

I actually had to look up what the heck this was supposed to mean and

OH.

kyraneko

Item: Inexplicably Necessary Coconut

(Have an NPC of dubious mental stability offer it to the party, or have them find it in a treasure chest or sitting behind a door or something. At the entrance to the final boss dungeon, have the game demand a coconut to enter. Make the party go back and get it if they need to.)

lotusinjadewell

The traditional costume of Mong people. Credit to Trần Sơn.

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tearsinthemist

And

they’re still doing it.

chrrispine

Incorrect Steddie Quotes: Part 5

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wells-hannah

#keke palmer is just like me

argumate

the human stress response seems so maladaptive!

cargopantsman

To be fair 99% of our evolutionary stress response was meant to deal with far more immediately conclusive scenarios than the tedious bullshit we put up with these days.

argumate

very very slow tigers are chasing me

yellbug

not to leave a serious comment on a silly post but one of the best pieces of advice I ever got about stress was to SLEEP but secondly, when overwhelmed, lay in a bed and intentionally hold all your muscles clenched. clench EVERYTHING. hold it for a few seconds, then let go. It tricks your animal fight-or-flight monkey brain into thinking it had, and won, a fight, and some of the stress response will leave you

creekfiend

#turn a slow tiger into a fast tiger with this fucked up trick

headspace-hotel

“Very very slow tigers are chasing me” is the most hysterical way I’ve ever heard my state of being described

abigail-rytel

Humans are persistence predators and then created deadlines and out-persistence predator’d ourselves

theocseason4

shades-of-kewl

??????

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cosmicgallant

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The only two replies on this tho

trashmouther-4

THE MOST ICONIC SLAPS OF THIS YEAR

I hope we get more

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britomart

starting a collection

h3dgehogdilemma

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carisi-rollins

kathony + tags part 2

naslostcontrol

BRIDGERTON Season 2 + tumblr (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 8, 9) and one twitter posts (7)

everythingfox

Dog wants to feed owner first

(via)

xwhorriblex

Good doggo, elder care is a priority

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thundergrace

I’ve never seen a dog just… throw hands but I think that’s what I just saw

tylerposey

Angel Bismark Curiel as Lil Papi Evangelista in Pose (2018—)

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vaporize-employers

btw… important PSA: cutting off the mold on the surface of food does nothing. you can only see the spores on the surface, but mold itself has spread and grown roots into the food. by the time you can actually *see* the spores, that piece of food is completely full of it. youre still eating mold.

many of which are poisonous and have been shown to cause cancer. youre not even supposed to sniff it, because that can get spores into your lungs. like if you look up the health and safety guidelines for mold they barely stop short of telling you to put on a hazmat suit.

like produce is okay as long as you cut around it at least an inch, but cooked foods? you gonna die. stop eating mold people