Never beating the simper allegations

"LOL this flip-flop wearing loser thinks he's gonna kick my ass and destroy my whole kingdom in the span of an afternoon. What an idiot"

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

Meet Mephomet!

This is Mephisto’s fursona. He’s a Jersey Devil cryptid. Isn’t he so handsome? 💖💍💜✨I can’t draw an ugly version of Mephisto… or myself. Too good looking. Hehe 💖

“Mi reina, you’ve outdone yourself. You captured how handsome and dashing I am.”

It’s not too on the nose?

“Never. Now let’s celebrate with some ice cream!”

Wheee!!! Birthday cake ice cream time! Hehe!

“Assiah, look at what my wife made for me!” ✨