Simon Dyke Njenga

Toast.. Say we a come in wid a force (yeah) Blessings we a reap pon we course ina hand full.. We nuh rise and boast Yeah we give thanks like we need it the most..🎶 (at Lavington Mall) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrFrrO4lU2W/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=npn5f58bwci5

I can light up your life 😆 https://www.instagram.com/p/BppCalKFQ0N/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=120w7c59u4jhi

😎😆😉 https://www.instagram.com/p/BpPTePSFd6Y/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2pr760l2bgos

Wale Mashujaa 😍❤ Happy Mashujaa day fam 🍻 https://www.instagram.com/p/BpJ9o5wlvfq/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xie12wji6ww7

Before I tell you how I crossed to Denmark jana wacha kwanza niwaambie haka kastory ka quadbike. On reaching Asljunga we were shown around the vila me nikaona quadbike mahali, and being the motorhead that I am nikaamua hakuna vile natoka huku bila kuride. So the next morning bright and early nlikuwa pale nkipewa lessons since it was my first time on one. Mimi huyo na kahelmet ka watoi nimesema leo ni leo. At first it was hard but sisi ni watoto wa 844, quick on our feet. Soon I was doing 80 going back and forth on some old rail track... Plus trying out the 4WD feature kupanda milima na miti😂..hella fun myfren, hella fun! On my last lap ndio nirudi home shetani akaniambia mimi ni Ian Duncan naeza piga corner mbio kwani... Wuee! Kivumbi niliona pale😂 Kijana alianguka design ingine I'm so glad nobody was around to watch me make a fool of myself. Bike angukia kijana, sijui nguvu ilitoka wapi nikaeza kujitoa toka chini. Zima engine mbio juu mafta iliwa inamwagika, it was that bad. I took a few minutes kurudi form kiasi juu hata nlikuwa natetemeka😂. Shida sasa ikakuwa kuinua cause that thing is heavy. But after kindu 15mins an old couple driving by actually turned back after a km wakarudi kunisaidia. That felt awesome kusaidiana kuinua with some 70 year olds.. Nikajizoazoa and I drove back home pretending nothing had happened.. Lakini huo usiku sikulala juu ya maumivu kwa ankle, thigh na shingo😢. The next day I hid the limp and pretended nikulala vibaya inafanya shingo ilete kathena lakini..it was not a walk in the park😂 I'm back to Mullsjö and all better now, it was such an experience. 😆 Ni hayo tu kwa sasa As you were😂 (at Åsljunga) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpBsjPLF1y0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=xus4whisvf3m

It's like living in a storybook 👌🙌 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo8mpEclf_t/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=97y0e025qrp6

Cheers to the freakin weekend 👌.. Started out in Mullsjö exploring the 18th century churches full of so much art. Then we had some cake by the lake, a late birthday celebration for my siz and I.. After hapo sisi hao experiencing the night life in Jonkonpig. Mnadhaningi nyinyi peke yenyu ndio mnajua kuparty.. Wuee🔥 The best art about that night is we met quite a famous local rap group that helped us get into one of the best clubs they were performing. Huku kuingia such a club you have to pay some entry fee and the lines are hella crazy so that was nice. One of their friends really enjoyed hanging out with some Kenyans so all the drinks were on him, talk about luck. Sema wakenya wawili kushell kwa dance floor... 😂 my siz and I were celebs by the end of the night. Africans can freakin dance! 😂 After nursing hangovers we were kidnapped by a couple and headed South of Sweden to a little village called Asljunga where they have candy store made out of a plane, a very beautiful villa that's gonna be home for the next couple of days and lots of beautiful trees and lakes. Hii vacation imeweza tu.. As you were 😄👑 (at Åsljunga) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo8kcxcFdIg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1s6ttvvqu6ji9

Hii simu ntaiba 😆 You have been warned @because_kendi (at Mullsjö) https://www.instagram.com/p/BozRp4SFC3J/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=2ejof3rj7629

After seeing photos from my solo trip round the lake kuna mtu hangenipea peace hadi turudi huko pamoja. Amid the goofing around and having some serious talks in the serene environment, we had a competition tuone camera ya nani kali. Kivumbi Oppo yangu ilionyeshwa na iPhone pale. From selfies to landscape photos, with the right light hiyo camera ni 🔥🔥 The landscape ones naona nkama ntauza tu...wallpaper worthy👌 Coming up in the next post (at Mullsjö) https://www.instagram.com/p/BozQb-KFuzZ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1c2lz2qd62t2z

This series has taken forever. My main problem is I take a milion pics but then I'm too lazy to choose so when I eventually get down to it time ishapita and events zishaanza ku overlap. Anyway onto Sunday afternoon and after going to see the Bison we headed somewhere nearby (I forget the names manze you'll have to forgive me) to enjoy the views at the harbour.. It was really relaxing and the views were AMAZING! Photos don't even give enough credit to this place manze it's so interesting seeing em flashy boats and the lake oh my. The sun decided Sunday was a good day to shine and we had nothing but smiles for that cause it's been really cold. Each time I complain about the cold I'm told winter is worse and I'm like heri Nairobi wallahi. It's also interesting to note that you get warning signs whenever you're aproaching speed guns on the highway ndio ujipange, achana na this savage thing ya cops wetu kujificha ndio wakule hiyo 5k fine. I'm mad cause I've paid that shit once na iliniuma sijui ka nini. Again, as you were, and a happy Moi Evening to you all. 👌👑 #Vacationtingz https://www.instagram.com/p/BownC6kll0-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dhfwospm32an

This life.. Your life.. Please get that, and act accordingly https://www.instagram.com/p/BoudzJIlg3x/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7ajwl8tmsldu

Tuliachia wapi? Sato right? Onto Sunday morning and sisi hao tukaenda church. My siz and I looking like good little children hapo. For me it was the first time kuenda kanisa in a really really long time(2years +) and having them speak a different language didn't help matters. But the good and extremely nice people at Mullsjö Pentecostal had us wear earpieces and one of them translated for us. English is not a problem for the younger guys cause they started learning that in school but the older guys mostly operate in Swedish. It's a very beautiful church by the edge of the lake and I dare say we were looking beautiful too 😂. The members are really big on mission work and it was nice to find that some of them could speak fluent Kiswahili having spent time in East African countries. They had organised a luncheon upstairs after church where we got to chat and have a taste of Swedish food although kuendesha nliendesha after that sio mchezo😂😂. We then headed to Gate to check out the Bison ,which are really big ugly beasts that look like a cross between wildbeasts and buffalos, kept for their meat. Too bad I couldn't get clearer pictures cause em ugly things were too shy but the views were amazing, with the giant windmills and the lake in the background. It was also here that I learnt kuendesha manual ukiwa umezoea auto si mchezo and my siz laughed at me all the way. Talk about a motivating family.. As you were 😂 #Vacationtingz https://www.instagram.com/p/BotjY8Ul__a/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=p9off367h68e

About my weekend. Tuanze na Sato. We hoped onto a train to Jonkoping to explore with Le sisters, em trains move fast wueh but are kynda expe at 390 Kenyan bobs. Went window shopping and snack hunting. Saw very few blacks I actually wanted to stop each one niwaulize kama wanajua Kiswahili tupige story but courtesy. Also, I didn't know us young black kings are a catch huku nje 😂 wueh attention galore. Sisi hao on a bus to sijui wapi(I keep forgetting the names) where I think I got over my fear of dogs. But the cat was too scary for me cheki vile inakaa. I tried the vape thing and my mind was blown 😂like literally. What I found wonderful was the efficient bus system (every 5 mins) and the fact that after you pay for the train you can hop onto a bus to anywhere in the town with the same card for free within a time frame of 90mins. Grease imeisha kwa vidole sasa, as you were 😂 #Vacationtingz https://www.instagram.com/p/Boq7kznlhHO/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=19cb5ml40uj85

I humbly receive this crown and declare myself King Dyke, ruler of the blocked and unfollowed 😎😆🍻 You can line up to kiss my crown now 😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/BoqtHw_lA_d/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1b18j02ch508l

About my day.... Went out exploring alone..okay not exactly alone I had a very famous grouse with me 😆..went round the whole freaking lake on foot enjoying the sights and sounds. Went biking after too and now I feel like I'm dead. Sitawai rudia tena. By the way ukitaka wallpaper kali talk to me 😂... As you were.. (at Jönköping County) https://www.instagram.com/p/BoeuwMYFApn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7x3wbqdoegq9

About my birthday yesterday... We went exploring/ pizza hunting and I have to say it was the best damn birthday ever. Partly because my curious side is having a ball seeing new things over here. And mostly because I had the two most important women in my life right by my side experiencing it all with me,mum and siz. Not a bad way to celebrate a quarter century on this earth right? Sema right 😄😆..too bad instagram only limits me to ten pics, I took a milion 😅. #NewYearNewThings #Grateful #VeryGrateful (at Mullsjö) https://www.instagram.com/p/BocD4M1FbFb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=iqkbfouw0359