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I feel I must acknowledge these posts. I have been away on a wellness retreat, unable to see @wrapaugateaux and @maxiduplessi 's posts, which I am now actively discovering. It is such a shock to come back from my nonograms to this alarming reality, but I shall not avoid the truth any longer. It is quite honestly alarming that you feel this way, but have never thought to notify me of such passionate emotions. Had I known from the birth of these feelings you hold, we might have been able to reconcile this fiancéship of us. But now, I can't hide the truth any longer, which is that I truly have always felt better completing my little nonograms on the side, than I've ever felt with your company.

Well that's because you weren't supposed to substitute it with that distasteful horror! Next time, do yourself the favour of simply not replacing the Simonella chicken by anything, won't you? It's a recipe simply too complicated to write out in all its glory, and I can't be bothered to find a working replacement without exposing the Simonella chicken's deep secrets.