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Don says he loves Beverlee too, and they both promise never to get so mushy ever again.

Don tells Bev he has a BIG, STICKY, and UNCUT surprise for her that he's been working on allllll day... but first, he really needs her to take off that weird hat before they go inside.

TA-DAA! It's a birthday cake! (Obviously! Why? What did you think it was?)

Beverlee thinks about her aspiration, and all that it has given her. Endless anecdotes, a list of exes spanning the Simverse, a sexy fiancé, a cute kid, and a Kava bowl. Nothing else. Not at all. But hey, that's enough!

Bev's YA years were a romp, and it's all thanks to her villainous Valentinery!

Beverlee makes her birthday wish (sexy burglars), and blows hard on Don's sweet treat.

And just like that, our Bev is an adult! She may have a couple more lines than before, but she's earned them. Don looks on, vindicated and slightly relieved, that his gal still looks smokin'.

Beverlee starts off her new era as she means to go on - groping and being groped! 🙌

But before they get carried away, she has one more birthday request for Don. The cake was great, and she's sure he has some more fun planned, but as a bonus gift, she needs him to do a little something extra...

1 hour later, at Affluista Mansion...

Sure, Beverlee loved getting revenge on Nancy, but she knew it would mean she'd have to start paying her bills again. Time to use her secret weapon - and for him to use HIS secret weapon to which no woman is immune!

Bills and panties BEGONE!

Whew! What a day! Bev returns home as the sun begins to set, to find Don waiting for her on the porch.

He watches her approach with the look of love, but as she tells him about her bonk with Malcolm, his look turns to one of concern. She doesn't seem as fulfilled by this salacious woohoo as normal!

Don is right - Beverlee isn't her usual cheery self.

Sure, it's great to mess with Nancy, but she could have completed her aspiration today if she wasn't wasting her time with single Malcolm. These are her last few hours as a Young Adult! How many lives will she be able to ruin as a haggard ADULT?

Don tells Bev she's crazy!

She's the hottest woman in the entire Simverse - and he should know - and she's only going to get HOTTER! Just look at him! He's an Adult and he's never looked better.

And if she really can't break up any more couples, he'll marry someone just so she can break them up 🥹

Don's words really mean a lot to Beverlee. He's right! She IS hot! She will always BE hot! Hotness might come from within for other people, but Bev's is exclusively skin-deep, and luckily, her skin is fabulous!

As we know, all good plans begin with an outfit change. And this calls for an old favourite!

✨ THE DENIM BRA! ✨

Not only does it look perfectly trashtastic, it also provides essential support for all kinds of mayhem-induced exercise, so it makes perfect sense for Bev's first stop to be... the gym!

Bev enters the gym, and - wouldn't you know it! - her target is right there on the chest fly machine! Yes, Bev's got her sights set on seducing the last hetero Landgraab man, douchebag Malcolm.

She introduces herself, but Malcolm remembers her from before. And he still only likes women in hats 😧

(For those who might need a reminder...)

Beverlee kicks herself for forgetting about Malcolm's penchant for a capped coochie, but all is not lost! She spies her former flame, and the father of the Pepperlets, J Huntington III over by the treadmills, and uses her feminine wiles to ask him if he's packing.

A HAT, that is! 🎩

Hat secured, thanks to Beverlee blackmailing J with the photos of him and Don posing naked, she returns to Malcolm, who instantly melts at the sight of Bev's covered head.

Malcolm goes from jelly to full-mast jolly roger, as J looks on and cheers, making sure everyone witnesses his macho bro-ness 🤟

Beverlee and Malcolm take things to the showers, where things get steamy! 😶‍🌫️

🚿 BEVERLEE IS BACK! 🚿

She and Don start the day with a bracing shower, but where are all the soapy suds? D'oh! They were having SO much fun, they forgot to turn on the water!

Meanwhile, Guyee is enjoying his unsupervised breakfast (what choking hazard?) when there's a furious knock at the door...

Heeeere's NANCY! Dry Bev hops out of the shower to greet her taut-faced guest, but there's something being pulled even tighter than Nancy's face - her last nerve!

Nancy lets rip right away, but Bev isn't sure what her deal is. She's got a baby to pretend to feed! Can Nancy give her the bullet points?

Nancy is affronted that Beverlee is asking for clarification - but she clarifies nonetheless. She's fuming that Bev convinced her fiance, Marcus Flex, to break up with her. Duh!

Bev is unbothered. So she stole another of Nancy's lovers... big deal! She should expect this by now! Get over yourself!

Nancy fires back - Bev may have convinced Marcus to leave, but he couldn't go through with it! Well, Nancy wouldn't let him.

Hey, Nance, Bev lives by the rules of THE ASPIRATION! All she needs is for someone to agree to dump their partner, she doesn't give a llama's llung if they actually do it!

Nancy, frustrated she couldn't ruffle Bev's feathers, storms away, fantasising about all the things she could do to Beverlee with a shovel, including bury her body.

Bev advises her not to let the plastic flamingo hit her equally plastic butt on the way off the lot. 🦩

As she watches Nancy hobble away, trying to walk across sand with her heels and botched BBL, Beverlee feels a beautiful bubbling inside her. That's right - it's hunger. Hunger... for mischief! For mayhem!

Nancy went too far this time. How dare anyone hold Bev accountable for her own actions! 😈

*Biblically accurate depiction of Beverlee thinking about how to get back at Nancy*

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it"

Hugo Bol (AKA my favourite ever Sim Top Model) looking NAIJALICIOUS in several sexy, sumptuous, sublimely-saturated swatches of the BRAND NEW and über-opulent Naija Collection from @ice-creamforbreakfast and @obigem 😍

Daphnee can't keep her hormones to herself, and pulls Davee aside to ask him if she's just crazy, or is Antonio really as super duper cute as she thinks he is?

Davee is stunned at his sister's second foray into almost-incest, and shoots her down. Except, he knows she's right. That boy is GAWJUS! ❤️‍🔥

Antonio may be objectively good-looking, but one Pepperlet has a very different idea of objectivity. I'm still not sure what kind of person Destinee is attracted to, but I'm fascinated to find out - if she ever lets on.

For now, she's perfectly happy thinking everyone is disgusting and gross 😊

Beverlee has a taste for luxury, but sadly, luxury doesn't have a taste for Bev, so it's time to feed her baby. She's really getting into it, doing the ol' airplane gag, but Guyee wants more than invisible jarred baby food - he wants cake!

Maybe that smile will get him some… if he grows teeth!

Daphnee watches Bev happily feeding Guyee, and sees the look on Davee's face as he surveys Anotino in his tight white t-shirt. She knows that look! How is she supposed to compete with a baby and a hunk?! She was supposed to be the hot one AND the only one Beverlee liked!

This simply will not do! 😤

Fortunately Don (and I) managed to get the Pepperlets to shelve their many, many issues for a brief moment, and pose together with birthday boy Antonio and the number one cutie, Guyee, for a new family photo. It's so nice to see them all together!

Huh? Frankee? Who's Frankee?

After their photoshoot, Davee drags Destinee upstairs and finally tells her all about his NYE with Kirk, and how they are now officially boyfriend and boyfriend! Totally smitten! Absolutely loved up! 100% head-over-heels!

She doesn't understand the appeal, but she supposes she's happy for them.

Of course, Destinee's first question is whether Davee is going to tell Daphnee. They both know she's always had a thing for Kirk, and even though she currently has a bf, she may not take it well.

Just the idea makes Davee sweat! Surely keeping it a secret couldn't backfire…?

👍 BEVERLEE IS BACK! 👍

Another day, another lesson for Guyee. Unfortunately, today his teacher is Bev, and she's not quite grasping the concept of standing - as we know, she prefers to be horizontal. But anyway, Beverlee is convinced she's doing a good job, and in the end, that's all that matters 🙃

With Don at work, under his instruction, Beverlee is on cake duty for birthday boy Antonio. She was hoping to be able to fob him off with some discounted, shop-bought, own-brand cookies, but that kid's got his dad's charm, and even Bev is shocked at her lack of immunity.

To the mixing bowl! 🥣

The cake turned out surprisingly well, although it was supposed to be chocolate. Bev's not sure where the blue came from, but she's not going to risk eating a slice. Leave that to the kids! 🎂

The whole family is home now, and it's time for our guest-star Antonio to blow out those candles…

Well, hello there, teenage Antonio! 👋

Two out of three Pepperlets are happy to celebrate with him, and Don is pretty impressed to see how well his genetics turn out. His boy's almost as handsome as him!

Don harnesses his Mediterranean heritage for a sec and gives his son a wholesome family kiss.

Although Davee and Daphnee are happy to welcome their sort-of-step-brother-but-not-really into adolescence, Destinee is not quite as kind. She throws shade at Antonio's mother being absent for his birthday, but all Antonio can think is, well, where's YOUR dad!?

Speaking of Kirk… his beloved boyfriend Davee is upstairs beginning to plan his escape from Chateau Peppers. He's not sure if he can wangle a full scholarship, but he knows for certain there is no university fund in the Bank of Beverlee.

Better submit those forms and cross those fingers! 🤞

Well, looks like it's bedtime for some of the kiddies in the Peppers household, both permanent and temporary. Don continues his daddy duties and tucks in both his tikes, relishing Guyee's infant years, and wishing he could have had longer with Antonio - whose birthday is coming up soon! 🥳

Wholesome bedtime over with, time for something much more filthy. Well, tbh, this is actually quite tame for these two - but they both still have an uproariously good time celebrating their funny kind of love while Bev tells Don all about her day's adventures!

He still enjoys a bedtime story 😉

Satisfied after her day of deviousness, Bev has no trouble at all falling asleep nuzzled against her man's perfect pectoral pelt.

She sleeps EXTRA well knowing that she now only has ONE more couple to destroy before her aspiration is complete! Will she make it before her birthday?

After ruining Nancy Landgraab's life again for her own personal gain (OG fans remember the first time), Bev returns home in time for Guyee's first meal. He's finally able to be fed in his high chair! She can't believe it… how can this kid still be a freaking infant?! Get him off to uni already!

Bev watches as her heroic Don attempts to spoon rice porridge into Guyee's babbling little mouth. It's a messy job, but someone's got to do it, and Beverlee is going to try as hard as she can to avoid being that poor sap!

Well, maybe she'll do it once. Or twice. After all, he is REALLY cute… 🙃

Success!

Despite eating only rice porridge, which I would assume is white, if not transparent judging by the contents of the pot Don was feeding him from, Guyee ends up completely covered in brown.

But hey, at least we got a milestone and a quirk out of it! 🌟

🙏 BEVERLEE IS BACK! 🙏

And yeah, she's feeling it too. She doesn't know how lucky she is only having ME as her all-powerful overlord! But even I can't - well, won't - halt the passage of time. Yes, Beverlee is down because soon her years as a YA will be up! Time to use up those last shreds of youth!

While Don works on his zaddy-bod with an overjoyed Guyee strapped to his sweaty back (we should all be so lucky), Beverlee makes another trip across the arid wasteland that is Oasis Springs to the slightly less arid and less wastelandy Bedrock Strait, home of her new favourite prey, Marcus Flex…

Marcus is shocked to see Bev - especially as his fiancee Nancy Landgraab is just inside - but that only gives our gal an extra boost of devilish confidence! 💪

She sits by her latest foolish fella and begins luring him, once more, into her Venusian guy trap.

Bev feels the pressure of the hourglass running bottom-heavy with the sands of time, and gets right to the point. Will Marcus break up with Nancy for her? 😈

🥳 BEVERLEE IS BACK! 🥳

Where we left off, Davee and Kirk had just celebrated NYE by becoming boyfriends, but what about the rest of the Peppers family…? 🤔

Let's start with Destinee, who is arriving at SOMEONE's house, hoping for a pretty wild celebration… can you guess who she's visiting?

That's right - Destinee is celebrating NYE at the home of the newly married Matt Rimony and Tits McGhee, from the critically acclaimed (yet nominationless) Johnny Wants a Wife!

Matt turns on the charm and Tits gets inspired by Destinee's misguided outfit, but Destinee just wants a damn cocktail!

Tits takes Destinee upstairs to her dressing room, where she explains why each part of her outfit makes her look like absolute garbage.

But fear not, young Destinee, for Tits has the magic touch! You may look terrible now, but soon, you'll be looking like you're worth the great price of §99.95!

Tits has Destinee spin into a few of her outfits, and with the help of a little makeup and some hair products she stole from the set of JWAW, Tits soon takes her own breath away with the miracle she has performed on poor, unfortunate Destinee.

It feels so good to be so selfless!

Thanks to Tits' talents and a couple of those sweet, pink drinks Matt whipped up, Destinee is more than ready to party the night awaywith her fabulous hosts!

It's not every day you get to play dress-up with a real life Barbie. Destinee is sending the year off in style! And you should, too! 🪩

Meanwhile, on the wrong side of town, Daphnee is enjoying her first teen house party with her second teen boyfriend!

Keaton's mum was working the NYE nightshift at the Burger Barn, which gave him a free house to have all the cool kids over for a secret soiree.

Their midnight kiss came early!

And finally…

with Don's secret son, Antonio, staying, Bev and Don couldn't fully take advantage of their empty house. Instead, Bev had to put up with Don and Ant enjoying the televised NYE celebrations, while she stropped and stewed. What ever happened to fun?!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!