primadonna girl

I hope that your future children refuse to change your filthy diaper.

I'm never going to have kids, and I'm certainly never going to end up in diapers. But, thank you for your effort, babe. I'm Silver, by the way. Remember that; it's crucial to your journey.

Isn’t it annoying how one day you’ll have to shit in fucking diapers again? This is just embarrassing.

Isn't it amazing how the minds of young males work? That's pretty random and fucked up.

Almost all of them. Unless they’re gay too.

Yep, well, I'm going back to Nashville.

Apparently 85%. I’ve encountered at last 3 already.

Not gonna lie, guys. Had a pretty good day spending all day judging a wet t-shirt competition was totally worth skipping work. Only downside is that all of the guys kept telling me to wet my shirt instead of judging. Points for some of the pick-up lines they had, though. Like, how do people even think these things up? I bet the guy who created pick-up lines had a great life.

I wasn’t the one acting like a queen.

Right, well, could you point me in the direction of whoever was? Because I'm no queen, but if the shoe fits, I'll lace that bitch up and wear it.

I hate cats in general. But, good. I’m semi-new too, so befriending each other seem smart right about now. Trust me, all these other people are either knocked up, have kids, or completely idiotic.

Jesus Christ, maybe I'm better off going back home to Nashville. This is ridiculous; how many people can get pregnant in one small town?

Funny, I’m not actually in the partying mood, at the moment.

God if I know. I haven’t even been out yet. I woke up with a hell of a hangover and stayed in to avoid the stupids. Ginova, call me Gigi.

Who are you again?

Silver is my name, drinking's my game. And yourself?

Oh wow, is this the part where we bow down or?

Uh, no, but this is the part where you calm down and stop acting like you're the shit.

Finally someone gets it.