The 9 Circles of Hell

We need those "Bruh I hate living in Detroit" memes but for the citizens of Hyrule cos like. They are probably feeling that mood.

Eyah.....

Thank you Link

this is literally the 92 bulls

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

it’s called a fade away jumper

I love the Sonic movies because they manage to be earnest in a way that few movies I’ve seen recently have. Every new Disney movie has to make fun of Frozen’s popularity, every Marvel movie has the characters point out their own plot holes, and every musical movie has to reiterate how weird it is the characters would sing, like, my brother in christ you made these movies. Sonic is silly by all accounts, it has a silly plot, and silly characters, but it doesn’t feel the need to make fun of the source material or genre or punch down at itself. Instead, it just invites you to spend 2 unquestioning hours reveling in the story of these funky lil space rodents fighting a guy named eggman and playing baseball. Is it ridiculous that James Marsden has an alien hedgehog living in his attic and adopts him as his son, yes, no question. But it doesn’t matter if it’s goofy, all that matters is the love between these two characters. Every joke, fight scene, plot point, and family moment is played 100% straight, no matter how wild the context and it serves it’s purpose in humanizing these otherwise ridiculous fictional superpower alien rodents. The actors, writers, and animators all approached this movie with a level of sincerity I see far too little of in other media, and the movie wouldn’t work without it. 

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future