how do I make friends ?

my blog is just one long love letter to myself and all the people i used to be

happy pride month, remember not to fall for the "not everything needs to be gay" propaganda. if you believe it's gay, it's gay

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I’m 400 years old and still on tumblr

there is so much content about changing your life or becoming and it’s like whatever man you’re missing what’s right in front of you. Imperfection is forever.

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break mid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

its my pleasure to produce a grammatically fucked sentence

tumblr seriously needs to stop fucking changing things all the time. if we wanted a modern site we'd go literally anywhere else. we are here because we hate change and live in the past and that should be respected.

it’s so crazy having a follower base on tumblr knowing full well it’s not based on selfies or anything like people are here for your crazy twisted mind. i feel like nietzsche