Ermal shows us the full version of the video he was sent by his friends
Actually, without the last part, he says it’s a lot of awkward videos of him and he doesn’t want us to make fun of him
Fabri making fun of Ermal’s hair and Ermal making fun of his hair in return
Fab not understanding how Ermal didn’t get a notification of his IG story “But I tagged you! I used the @!”
Ermal asking Fab if he has stopped buying undersized shirts to highlight his chest
Ermal saying that journalists always tell him Fab is so hot
Libero interrupting them to say “Forget about Fabrizio Moro, there’s Libero Mobrici here, much better!”
Libero and Anita wishing Ermal happy birthday
Libero saying that Ermal is older than Fab
Ermal asking Fabrizio if he’s burned the fisherman’s jacket
Libero says he plays at the Playstation a lot, so does Ermal
They tried singing “Sono solo braciole” but they ended up just singing “Sono solo parole”
It was a mess as they didn’t have the lyrics but we do now know that one of the verses is “And closing the door to leave the roast chicken outside”
Fabrizio’s internet disconnected at some point
Ermal tells him to pay his bills
They talk about quarantine and writing songs, Ermal’s never happy with what he writes, Fabrizio says he always needs someone else to have a neutral opinion on his work, usually a producer
Ermal says “I can be your producer!”
Fab says they have to meet as soon as possible, when this whole quarantine thing is over
Ermal says “you can’t live without me?”, Fab says “well, that too”
Ermal and Fabrizio want to write a new song together
They talked about Sanremo and Eurovision
They ate something in Lisbon and both ended up sick, Paolo Pastorino had to step in to be Ermal’s stand-in, Fabrizio rehearsed with Pastorino
They want to open a bar together, maybe in Greece, selling drinks on the beach and Fab wants to roast lobsters while wearing shorts
Fabrizio’s first choice for a bar would be Costa Rica, he spent three months there
Ermal asked him how many women he left behind there, Fabrizio says none, Ermal asks “so, men?”, Fabrizio says none again, it wasn’t about love
Literally two seconds later Ermal makes him admit he had almost got married there in Costa Rica (???)
Ermal explains to him why “yellow and blue”, he says there’s these people who think they’re hiding a relationship, Fab asks if it’s some kind of cult. He also says he’d see nothing wrong with them being together
Suddenly, he looks at the chat and just says “wait a second, it’s all yellow and blue here”
Fab says that hair makes Ermal look like the Virgin Mary
Ermal leaves Fab alone while going to get a “surprise”
Fab starts talking nonsense like “are you finally going to brush your hair?”, “I think he’s gone to the toilet”
Ermal brings a cake, he’s bought it, Virgin Mary doesn’t cook
Fab sings him happy birthday and Ermal blows on the candle
Fabrizio got a message by the Eurovision staff but it’s in English and even using Google Translate he couldn’t understand so he asks Ermal to translate
Ermal starts teaching him English, Libero makes fun of Fab for being terrible at it
Ermal asks Fabrizio if his children also are always late, Fab says yes, it’s a Roman thing
Ermal says he used to have a girlfriend who would always make him wait a lot
Fab would have immediately dumped her, Ermal agrees, he did it in the end
Libero says he speaks “italiano correggiuto”, Fabrizio corrects him “italiano col rigurgito”
Ermal and Fab say goodbye while in the background you can see Libero has climbed on something and is waving his arms to say bye
I’m sure I’ve probably forgotten quite a lot of stuff, it was 40 minutes of pure gold material.