hockey lovin homo

every day im like ok im going to practice radical acceptance and then im like wait i literally can not accept this

sucking him off in the bar bathroom, sucking him off in the backseat, sucking him off in an empty hallway, sucking him off under the desk, sucking him off in bed, sucking him off in the plane bathroom, fuck, sucking him off again in the airport bathroom. dear jesus fuck just sucking him off. thats the post

every firework go to jail forever

If you want a woman to have fat titties and a fat ass but can't handle the accompanying fat tummy, arms, and legs, then you are a coward and your bloodline will not survive the winter.

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

Im totally normal about things and everything

You kissing my bulge while I pet your face and stroke your hair.

Dr. Mae Jemison, Astronaut, First Black Woman In Space