let's get weird

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30s fordsy x seagrunk stanny...

I lay sick for a week and thought about the idea of Ford going crazy because he literally killed his brother with his own hands. Well, at least for good reason, because Bill is finished. I was actually thinking about Dark!Ford and what he's going to do next. In the end, I spent all my time on storyboarding.

But now my mind has cleared up a bit and I realized that there is a lot of nonsense, ahahah. But some of the pages are interesting, so I think I'll draw a few dozen more pages for this AU. assumed: dark!ford, age gap, a little time travel without punishment from the time police (I don't need them, lol), and some dark tags, umm… I think over time I'll just warn you about them...

old!ford x teen!stan is supremacy idk (we will eventually come to this)

+ bonus

It’s not so bad as teens, with Ford just being extra cuddly and him and Stan being extra inseparable. Stan takes it in stride as Ford being a weirdo, but he’s his weirdo so it’s okay. Then the science fair happens and Stan gets kicked out. Ford pissed but is convinced Stan will come back the next day and sleeps in his bunk when he doesn’t. He absolutely adopts the mentality that Stan “left him” and goes on to be canon typical resentful.

Everything goes down the same and Ford sends Stan the post card, but instead of sending Stan away with Journal 1, Ford lays eyes on his brother at his front door after all these years and just becomes completely inconsolable.

He just missed Stan so much and everything has been terrible since he’s been gone and—and—

It’s a lot.

Stan ends up staying in Gravity Falls and Ford gets increasingly obsessed with wanting Stan to be around. You know the deal.

At first it’s just Stan staying in Gravity Falls in general. Then he maybe leaves to get groceries and Ford misses the note he leaves him and it leads to Ford panicking and leads to Stan not leaving the shack without him. To eventually Ford always needing Stan to be in the same room as him.

There’s a point where they’ve made enough progress with getting rid of Bill that it looks like Ford is getting better and easing up on the clinginess, but during one of their annual trips to town a girl flirts with Stan and Ford is hit with the sudden concern that Stan might not ever leave him physically, but might leave him emotionally (ie falling in love, making friends, having kids) and it completely ruins any progress they had about personal space and brings Ford to the clingiest he’s ever been.

I’m a believer in freak4freak, so Stan really doesn’t mind all of this obsessive behavior on a personal level. But Stan is concerned over the principle of the whole thing, because even though what Ford is doing doesn’t feel wrong he knows that objectively speaking it is wrong. Like it’s bad for Ford health in the long run.

So Stan tries to set up some boundaries, just to get Ford used him not being within arms reach at all times. Ford completely over reacts and gets it in his head that he needs to prove to Stan that he doesn’t need anyone else but him. That Ford can fulfill all of Stans needs. Including sexual ones.

Stan makes a joke that with Ford around he can’t even have a minute to jack off alone and Ford is like 🥺 you can masturbate with me in the room it’s fine. He says while clinging to Stans arm on the bed. Stan at first is very dryly like I’m not gonna do that, but he changes his mind because he thinks once he starts Ford will freak out. So he starts to jack off, blushing because this is embarrassing, but instead of getting any sense knocked into him Ford just nestled closer and watches Stan stroke himself with half lidded eyes. His own thighs rubbing together. Stan slows down because this isn’t the direction he thought this would go and Ford takes the opportunity to start giving Stan a hand job. Stan is startled and bucks into Fords touch and Ford begins to babble and climb into Stans lap about how he can take care of Stan and that he’s the only one Stan needs and Stanley, promise not to look at anyone but me.

Stan is trying to talk Ford down, telling him that he doesn’t need to go this far and that of course Stan would never leave him, but it’s hard to focus on anything properly. Then he sees that Ford has soaked through his pajamas and something in him just snaps. He flips them, angrily asking if this is what it was going to take to get Ford to believe him as he shoves down his twins pants, underwear and all.

Ford is fucking mewling for it, squirming due to all the stimulation as Stan fucks the daylights out of him. There’s something so perfect about his needy brother giving into him, like Stan has finally satisfied an urge he didn’t know was there. Stan goes the extra mile, whispering into Fords ear “Don’t you get it? I’m yours. I’m yours and you’re mine. Don’t you ever forget that.”

It’s then and only then, does Ford finally believe him.