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EXPECTATIONS
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The Stonewall Inn
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Love Begins
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KIROKAZE
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$LAYYYTER
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@sillygrrljen
We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…
to big to use….?
You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.
You can’t have no in your heart…
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YES. People who ‘tell it like it is’ are usually just horrible people being horrible.
Be still my beating crotch.
Mercy.
The role of Hedwig is ‘‘everything I’ve ever wished for,’’ he said. Then he turned, in what seems unusual for him, ferocious: ‘‘This is me telling myself, ‘O.K., bitch, put your money where your mouth is. You’ve been telling agents and your best friends — I told Idina — ‘I want a chance to show everybody everything. I can dance and I can sing, and everybody knows I can act.’ ’’ (x)
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“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”
“i don’t know what to draw”
“i always mess up”
“BUT I SUCK”
LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.
Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.
I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily. Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?
Words of wisdom!
I fuck with this
is there a term for cockblock when two ppl with vaginas are involved??
clitoris prohibitus
Happy Birthday, Willem Dafoe!
Willem Dafoe, John Waters and Johnny Depp behind the scenes of Cry-Baby
Every Saturday Night
Me: *pulls the bed a few inches away from the wall*
Cat: *investigates* The bed is in the wrong place. I repeat, The bed is in the WRONG PLACE.
Me: *takes off blankets and sheets*
Cat: Things are happening! The things are moving! Alert the authorities!
Me: Shut up, cat! *takes out fresh sheets which barely even smell like me and the cat*
Cat: Oh, no, not this again. *jumps on bed to prevent depersonalized sheets from violating his space*
Me: Please get off the bed.
Cat: *digs claws into $100 anti-allergen mattress cover, looks at me with blown-out pupils, and yowls*
Me: *throws a balled up bottom sheet at the cat to scare him off the bed and whips it over the bed's corners in one practiced move*
Cat: TRAITOR! I HATE YOUR OMNIVOROUS GUTS!
Me: *flings cat out the door and shuts it*
Cat: I WILL TEAR A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR OF THIS RENTED APARTMENT. I DON'T EVEN CARE. YOU MUST DIE.
Me: *applies Neosporin and bandages*
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(insp.)
An actual line from the gag reel smh
how a lot of people see America:
I’m American and this is how I see America.
Photos by Schwebach Photography, hair color by Seth Stalcup, hair styling by Michael Robakowski, makeup by Julie Powers. Model: moi. :)
Wild & Free
Xoxo -Elliott Alexzander
This is the most important thing I’ve ever said.
tbh i want “i am far greater than your boner will ever know” on my tombstone.
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Someone just did this to Dublin’s iconic Grand Canal Docks sign
This is better then the trinity doors tbh
I’m actually just impressed to be honest
I’m so proud of my people rn
