beautiful baby girl name named killing eve

vanilla-L

pissing eve

pamela “bovril” pam

apple, eve

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

long distance friendships seem like a modern retelling of the story of orpheus. they’re the one true test of loyalty. will you trust me enough to know that even if you can’t see me, i still love you? will you trust that we’ll see each other again and still have all that love? will you trust me enough to not look back and doubt it?

do you have the courage to write a terrible first draft?

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

Vgk/Anaheim series is insanely unwatchable

Redacted needs to die and also the announcers who suck his redacted

people who don’t watch sports are seriously missing out. You could all be so much angrier

my producer tagline if I made songs: hi