the tits speak for themselves

she took my empire of dirt in the divorce

genuinely see no ethical issue at all with some light shoplifting to keep ur food bill manageable. the supermarkets can afford it so go crazy skim some off the top just be smart about it

bro doesnt even have the jennies (certain je ne sais quois)

I would rather die serving cunt than die serving my country

Always in a constant state of "hmm maybe I wasn't as normal in that conversation as I thought I was"

nobody in the fucking world is obligated to go to therapy. "not going to therapy" is never a moral failure. the only thing you're obligated to do is to treat other people with respect. the idea that therapy is the only path to being a person who's safe to be around is so fucking warped and rotten i can't believe how deeply ingrained it is in our society that even well-meaning people parrot it without thinking

does anyone know how to make a desicion

never mind i figured it out it's like when tracy chapman said leave tonight or live and die this way

i hope this email fucks your wife

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish