Mythology and horror movies for life!

Headcanons request by @silkekruse (hope I did a good job; it is my first time writing Gozer and Stay Puft)

You returned to your cramp yet nicely decorated apartment after a long, exhausting day of hard work. Finally, you could relax and sink into your bed, feeling a wave of relief wash over you.

As you locked the door behind you, a multi-layered voice was heard, calling for you, making you to jump.

You turned around and saw Gozer, the Destructor, sitting on your worn-out couch like they owned the place (it's like a cat-owner dynamic)

Oh, you thought in your head, it was just them. Your body relaxed as you made your way to the couch.

"Welcome back, dear," Gozer purred, caressing your cheek. They leaned forward to kiss you on the forehead, causing your heart to skip a beat. "How was your day at work."

You bit your lip at their question, your eyes glancing away from your beloved. Gozer recognized your discomfort and asked you what was wrong.

Hearing them ask that made you immediately rant about your day. Apparently, your co-workers found your stuffed teddy bear in your cubicle. They proceeded to make fun of you the entire day, calling you nicknames like crybaby and wimp. They even told you if you couldn't handle the pressure, you should go back to daycare because "that's where you belong."

Once you finished your rant, they wrapped their arms around you. Unable to hold back tears, you rested your head against their chest as sobs wrecked your body.

As you began to lose consciousness, Gozer started whispering words of comfort, promising to "handle the issue" themselves. You nodded wearily, not caring at what they meet, as long as you were safe in their arms.

The next day started off like any other. You woke up, took a shower, put on your work clothes, and enjoyed a nice breakfast with your partner before heading out. The only thing that felt other was unusually heavy traffic on your way to work.

In fact, the traffic seemed to crawl at a snail's pace, making you wonder what was causing the delay. Finally, you rolled down the window and leaned your head out to see what was happening. Your eyes widened as your mind tried to comprehend what you were seeing.

It was Stay Puft, the giant marshmallow man he was, grabbing one of your co-workers from your office building. Standing on top of his shoulder was Gozer themselves, no doubt commanding the giant to destroy them.

Snapping out of your thoughts, you stepped out of your car and yelled out at the top of your lungs, waving to get the attention of the both of them.

Stay Puft was the first to notice you, turning his head and looking down to see your tiny figure on the ground. He excitedly waved back at you with a big smile on his face, not noticing the panic on your face.

Gozer glared at you. "Why are you interrupting us? Is this not what you wanted? These insignificant mortals getting what they deserved?"

"No…. well actually, yeah kinda—"

"Hey!" The co-worker yelled out.

"But not like this! What if the Ghostbusters saw you causing havoc?! I… I…"

Tears streamed down your face as you struggled with your words, "I don't want to lose you or Stay Puft. You're all I have in my life. P-Please, don't do this…"

You and Gozer had a stare off for what seemed to be minutes. Just as you started to lose hope, the Destructor sighed and snapped their fingers, commanding Stay Puft to place the co-worker back in the building.

Anyways, before this gets too long, thank you so so so much to @tylwer34567 for accepting my request and doing a great job!! Hope ya had as much fun writing this as i had reading it!

Also, this miiight be very random to add to it buuut, i had this awesome piece of art commissioned by @sanrosart (hope you don't mind the tag, or me uploading it) at the kamper stripspektakel last year, and i thought it'll fit this vibe haha