Because the chips are also sarcastic

Supportive con man 💖

(Don’t actually commit voting fraud)

Spam is helping (he doubles as emotional support and object holder!)

DAMN [Cathode]!!! THAT’S [Limited Edition][Designed By The Classics You’ve Come To Expect]!!

I’m gonna open my inbox and draw a bunch of requests (while encouraging voting) until the Tumblr Sexyman 2026 voting window is closed in like a day and 22 hours as of posting this.

I’m super biased, but that’s no surprise. (Everyone go vote Tenna!!) Go Tenna!!!

Request Tenna related stuff I guess! (Which includes Spamtenna, ofc.) It’s all I ever draw anyway lmao. Request AU stuff too! Hopefully I can use my speedy drawing skills for Tenna’s ad campaign and get some more votes for the King of Only! 8>[ ^D]

Me when the fic has Bilbo be shy and courageous

Me when Thorin is oblivious but pining

Me when Thorin is obvious and trying to speed run marrying Bilbo

Me when it’s a retelling of the canon storyline

Me when it’s a Modern AU

Me when it’s a Erebor Never Fell AU

Me when it’s a post quest AU

Me when it’s a Reshirement AU

EVERYONE VOTE TENNA ON THE 2026 TUMBLR SEXYMAN POLL!! NOW!!!

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

giggle. smile. kicks my feet. celebrating holmes bday by playing dolls with them

also extra jammies sheet

Illustration for “Hands On” by @amuseoffyre

“The hiss of Stede’s curtain dragging across the bed nook made him glance over. The curtains. But not the thick red ones. Only the thin gold ones, the ones you could see through with enough light. And there was absolutely enough fucking light from all the candles for anyone behind them to see into the cabin, to see someone sprawled on the couch, to watch them…

Fucking hell, Ed couldn’t remember ever being harder in his life.”

Read fic - https://archiveofourown.org/works/38661750

"The dead exist in the past. And I must attend to the future."

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt