Excuse The Mess

so far the funniest thing abt season two to me is vi and cait. they finally kissed and i was like “damn. they’re lesbians AND cops, their rate of domestic violence must be insane” and two minutes later they immediately start hitting each other

every one of you mfs who wouldn’t shut the hell up about how Caitlyn was a super evil and super discriminatory dictator owes us all an apology. we see her in power and ALL she does is tell Ambessa to maybe not use violence for everything and then turns right back to the good guys. y’all just wanted to be mad and whine about something with only made up, out of context evidence that fit your narrative and I hope you learned from this

if renegade (we never run) isn’t at LEAST in your top 5 songs for the arcane soundtrack of both seasons I’m sorry but I just don’t trust you

the only place i feel i belong is in my BEDROOM on my BED

one of the worst adhd things ever is wanting to trick yourself into doing tasks so you make up fake deadlines to give yourself a sense of pressure but then your adhd goes ‘is that a Real deadline with immediate consequences or a fake one to make our life more organized? :/‘ and then you go ‘it’s a fake one to make our life more organized 😔’ and then the task doesn’t get done

I had this professor in college that didn’t like to say “bless you,” so he said that every semester he asks each class what they’d like to say when someone sneezes. So he randomly asked this one guy what we should all say when someone sneezes & the guy said “I don’t really care,” as in like he didn’t care what we said when someone sneezes. So from that point on, for the next 16 weeks, when someone sneezed in class the professor looked at them completely straight faced and said, “I don’t really care.”

I say GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!