Siico

I’ve become so accustomed to having the entire bed and eating out of the container, the thought of dating and risking that sounds awful.

The first 18 years of your life are like a free trial. And after that it’s pay to play.

Does lightning McQueen get car insurance or life insurance?

On a date when a guy carves their initials into something, why isn’t the girl thinking, “he brought a knife?!?”

As a kid, I loved zoos because I loved animals. As an adult, I hate zoos because I love animals.

If you re watch Tom and Jerry as an adult, all you see is a cat trying to live his life and be good for his human whilst a violent and possibly psychotic mouse destroys the house and physically harms Tom on a very regular basis.

The real walk of shame is when you take all the cups and plates you’ve been hoarding all weekend down to the kitchen.