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@ScarlettJ: @parksism Is this a bad time to tell you I'm tucked up in bed? Safe flight ;) x

@parksism: @ScarlettJ you're lucky there's an entire ocean between us rn

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@theepicsuperwy: @parksism last yeah this lady called me things I didn't know were in womens vocabulary

@parksism: @theepicsuperwy never get in between a woman and five dollar leggings

#tweet #tweet wyatt

@BlancheLS: @parksism Not all of them are crazy. My nana isn't crazy

@parksism: @BlancheLS ok your nana is the exception

#tweet #tweet blanche

@emhassan: @parksism we were going to but mom said we needed some "grown up girl time"

@emhassan: @parksism: this family is going to drive me into poverty

@parksism: @emhassan i'm very offended that i don't qualify for "grown up girl time"

@parksism: @emhassan i took HARD CANDY for you

#tweet #tweet emma

@parksism: after nine hours of delays, @emhassan and i are finally getting on our plane back to lancaster. see y'all in the am

#tweet

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@Mikachu: @parkism ew wrinkles and sequins do not go together even I know that. And that goes for both of you.

@parksism: @Mikachu excuse you what wrinkles i am FLAWLESS #smize

#tweet #tweet mika

@emhassan: @parksism see i would get that bag for you but mom and i may or may not have eaten it while watching lifetime

@emhassan: @parksism i found one that's 3kg or smth is that big enough for u

@parksism: @emhassan and you didn't invite me i'm offended

@parksism: @emhassan get me three

#tweet #tweet emma

@emhassan: @parksism dude my cyber monday hunt is all for u

@emhassan: @parksism i need to know what you want tho i don't think i can buy alcohol underage online

@parksism: @emhassan get me a really fucking big bag of cheetos

@parksism: @emhassan or better yet bring me the bag of cheetos from downstairs that mom thinks i don't know about

#tweet #tweet emma

@BlancheLS: @parksism sucks to be you, but why did an elderly lady hit you?

@parksism: @BlancheLS i think i looked at her the wrong way idk

@parksism: @BlancheLS old ladies are crazy

#tweet #tweet blanche

@emhassan: @parksism I LOve You

@parksism: @emhassan you owe me baby sister

@parksism: @emhassan i took hard candy for you

#tweet #tweet emma

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@Mikachu: What did I tell you about fighting grandmas for clothes...

@parksism: @Mikachu i really needed that sequined crop top though

#tweet #tweet mika

@parksism: my sisters made me take them black friday shopping, and i'm pretty sure it's physically impossible for an old lady's purse to weigh that much #innocentbystander #concussion #blackfriday2k14

#tweet #uolstarter

@parksism: happy turkey day to my american bred friends #imthankfulfor getting to spend the extended weekend with my mom and sisters in ohio

#tweet

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No, yeah, I’m fine. It’s really nothing and I don’t want to scare you away just yet.

sigmaparker

Alright, if you say so. But just so you know, I don't scare too easily.

#lilly

tinkcrbellglocke-deactivated201

That’s a good feeling to have.

sigmaparker

Hey, you alright? My spidey senses detect a shift in mood.

#lilly

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Five? God bless your soul. Honestly, I’m not sure how you’re alive right now. If I had any siblings I’m sure I would be even more insane than I already am and I would not like to see a world with that kind of me because there would be all sorts of chaos.

sigmaparker

I think they've kept me sane, in a way. Like yeah, sometimes they make me wanna rip my hair out, but at the end of the day, I know there are five people out there who love me no matter what.

#lilly

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You have absolutely no faith in me, Parker, but I am going to prove your sorry behind wrong.

sigmaparker

You wanna put your money where your mouth is, little sister?

#emma

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