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Ummmmm so I had no idea how to do these as if posts so I just wrote headcannons instead sorry ik this isn’t really what you wanted :(

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So before COVID and stuff Corpse would like to come into your work before your lunch break and he would want to pet all the puppies every time he came because he though they were so fucking cute

Corpse will always comfort you when you’re sad after and end-of-life groom

Maybe one day someone drops off their dog for grooming but then they just leave them there and you come home like “uhhhh Corpse, we now have furry child.”

He acts upset at first because he feels like he can’t take care of a dog but 9-10 times when you come home they’re cuddled up together

Corpse likes it when you come home really tired and just want to cuddle and sleep

And for some reason he likes the smell of the dog shampoo that you always come home smelling like

Maybe he talks about your job on stream sometimes too like, “yeah my girlfriend gets to spend all day with dogs, I don’t know why she chooses to spend the rest of her time with me though I’m a huge downgrade from the puppies.”

And after you “adopt” the dog that was left alone the dog will always stay with corpse when he’s streaming wether it’s a small dog that sits on his lap or a big dog that lays at his feet.

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Corpse Husband x Reader (Female)

Warnings: Mentions of a car accident (minor), Injuries

Genre: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff

Summary: There is nothing scarier than those moments when every breath you take is shallow; when your heart is racing and your body is drenched in cold sweat. When you are rushing to the aid of a hurt loved one, knowing you can never be fast enough because your mind and fear are at least a mile ahead of you. Corpse has to experience these exact moments after a frightening call that informs him of his girlfriend’s car accident.

Requested by @sugiliteshadow . Hi! Thank you so much for you request, darling. Sorry to be posting it so late and I can’t thank you enough for your patience. I hope the fic itself makes up for the wait. Please enjoy! Stay safe! Love, Vy ❤

It’s been about an hour since I got off the phone with Y/N and my concern is through the roof. She called me from the parking lot of the office building where she works at, telling me she’s be home in less than half an hour and asking if I needed her to pick up anything along the way. I have been trying to brush away the worries, comforting myself with the fact that I did request a specific type of iced tea and knowing Y/N, she’s probably looking for it in multiple stores because she couldn’t find it in the convenience store that’s along her way back home. I should’ve told her not to sweat it considering I don’t need it right away or anything.  I have tried distracting myself with editing just to hinder myself from picking up my phone and debating weather to call her or not. I may be worried but I don’t wanna put her life in danger by calling her while she’s driving.

I keep my hands on my keyboard and mouse, my phone halfway across the room just in case. Another thirty minutes pass by with no sound of the door being unlocked or even a car pulling up. My fingers are beginning to drum over the buttons on my keyboard anxiously. I have had to go back and redo so many things with the video I’m editing because my mind simply isn’t present. It’s wandering around the city, looking for that one familiar car that’s always outside our house, parked in the driveway. That’s currently being driven by my girlfriend of two years Y/N.

Pairing ~ corpse husband x reader

Warning ~ fluff

Summary ~ new years came to be different for corpse now that you're by his side

Requested ~ yes

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Though corpse didn't really mind, holidays had always lonely for him. Family wouldn't even try to reach out. Making him feel like he wasn't wanted around by anyone.

He had spent new years and Christmas by himself for the past few years.

This Time around though, he had friends, even if they had been online. They still showed corpse the love that he deserved. They had become fond of corpse and his personality.

But the person that loved him most? You.

Corpse had met you through your friend brooke. Though at first he didn't really think that he saw you and him being anything other than acquaintances, he grew to know you better and turns out that as different as the you two may be, you both were practically made for eachother.

Today was new years, you and corpse deciding to stay in, ordering food from wherever you both pleased. It may sound boring to many, but as long as you guys were together it didn't matter where you guys spent new years.

To say corpse was nervous would be an understatement. He had seen it in the movies that you'd force him to watch or had heard it from his friends. He had known about the kiss that many couples shared on new years. He was afraid that he'd do something wrong that would make you want to leave.

You on the other hand had been excited. Though you hadn't shared a good new years with a significant other in years, you had a really good feeling that corpse would be the best one out of them all and hopefully the last guy that you get to share your future new year's with.

The both of you had been sitting outside, on one of the couches in the balcony of your apartment building. Corpse having you on his lap while a blanket engulfed you completely besides your head. Your arms had wrapped around his neck covering him with the blanket as well. His eyes shifting to you, away from the fairy lights surrounding railings

"What happened baby" his voice quiet. "It's almost new years bub" you whispered back. His lips stretched into a tiny smile. Nose going to nudge yours. "Yeah" his hands slid under your thighs, gripping them before standing up. You let out a surprised gasp making him chuckle "relax baby"

"What are you doing?" You asked. "Dance with me" his hands slip up slowly up to your lower back, under the shirt you had been wearing. Letting your feet land on the floor. His other hand wrapping around yours.

Soft music had been playing in the back from inside of the apartment. Both of you attempting your best to dance around even if you looked like fools. His stare had been on you the entire time making you turn your head meeting his eyes. Him noticing the glint of happiness in yours. Or it could just be the fairy lights. Either way, he thought you looked absolutely beautiful. Even if your hair had been let down, slightly messy from the breeze. Even if all that you were wearing was his shirt and a pair of black leggings. Your lips slightly plumped from the left over lip gloss after your small makeout session earlier.

He leaned over, placing his lips gently on your forehead. "I love you" he mumbled against it, your eyes closing at the feeling. You tilted your head to look up at him, "I love you too" lips forming a smile. "No seriously, princess this year would've been hell without you. Thank you for sticking around" his nose touching yours, his breath fanned over your lips. "I wouldn't want to be anywhere else bubba"

It was now ten seconds before midnight.

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Your movements had stopped completely.

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His soft palms cupped your cheeks, thumbs running over the soft skin.

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Your hair had been moving around slightly due to the small breeze that grazed it.

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He leaned his forehead on yours. Nose still right on yours.

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"Please never leave" he pleaded before the new year came.

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"never baby" you heart clenched at the thought of ever leaving him.

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"I love you more than you know"

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"I think I do know bub because I love you a lot more." You grinned.

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"Impossible"

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His lips finally landed on yours, breathing in deeply. Taking you in completely, physically and mentally in just that kiss. Your small hands coming to grip his on the sides of your face.

"Happy new year my princess "

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I kinda changed it up a bit but I hope you still liked it :)

No taglist for this one since it's a request and I decided to not put the taglist on requests anymore, just on my own oneshots :) 💜

Request from @laurenfangirlsout

Okay so you didn’t specify what kind of speech impediment so I tried to keep it fairly general if you want something more specific you can totally message me and I can write something else :)

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So let’s start off by saying Corpse LOVES your speech impediment, he thinks it’s part of what makes you you.

At the beginning of your relationship he was so sweet about it and tried not to bring attention to it as to not make you uncomfortable but every time you talked to him he was screaming internally because he thought it was so cute

Once you and Corpse get more serious and you’re living together he wants you to meet his friends so he invites you to play among us on stream with them (you can really choose any game)

You were super excited at first but then you started overthinking it and getting self conscious

All day leading up to the stream you were riddled with anxiety but didn’t want to disappoint Corpse so you tried to hold it together until about a half hour before the stream

“Corpse?” “Yeah baby.” “I-um, I’m really nervous.” “Why baby I’m sure they’ll love you.” He tried to ease your thoughts. “What if they think my voice or the way I talk is wierd?” “Baby come here.” He said beckoning you closer to wrap his arms around you. “They are all really good people, and they’re not gonna judge you for your speech impediment.” He said assuringly cradling your head to his chest. “I know, I know you wouldn’t be associating with people who were like that, I was just psyching myself out.” “I love you baby.” “I love you too Corpsie.” He laughed at the nickname and went back to setting up the stream

It was now time for the stream and your anxiety was back. Corpse introduced the stream and then joined everyone in the lobby

“Hi guys, I have someone I want you to meet.” variations of “Hi Corpse.” rung out. “So who is this mystery person that you want us to meet?” “This is my girlfriend y/n.” “Hi.” You said softly. “Aww she sounds so sweet.”

The whole stream everyone was so nice and no one mentioned your speech impediment once. “Do you think they liked me?” You asked. “Yeah baby, everyone loved you and I love you.”

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I had no idea how to end this but I hope u like it :)

Title: A friend that is a girl

Pairing: Corpse Husband x female!reader

Requested by: @melmachh

Request: Request about Corpse and fem!reader where they are just chilling on a call and reader is like, kinda being flirted by idk dream or felix (can be anyone) but they are clearly friends and then corpse gets like suuuper jealous and protective and starts calling reader pet names and then something like “y'know she’s my girl, as in my girlfriend, right?” and everyone is just “😀what” and reader is “are we doing this rn 😌?”

Word Count: 1903

Warnings: a little swearing but mostly fluff

Note: The images doesn’t belong to me, all the credits go to the respective creators. I only made the collage. Also, I will not make anything to make Corpse uncomfortable, if he ends saying he doesn’t like fanfiction about him, I will delete this.

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“We need another player.” Exclaimed Rae while texting all her contacts to see if anyone was available. “Nobody is answering me, however.”

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summary: the first time he says “oh” is when you make a video that his fans think is because of him. the second time he does it when he accidentally likes an old picture of yours on instagram. the third time’s trying to frame you in among us. the fourth time is when he finally sees you in real life. you think your mission is complete after that.

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pairing: corpse husband x f!reader warnings: crack, horrible gen z humour, 16+ language, anime references, overall madness format: mostly soc media, but there are parts of a mix of sm + written text. written parts are marked with a (W) author’s note: this idea came to me at 4am and who am i to turn down gods message. so here it is. if anyone wants to be tagged, lmk xx

status: ongoing! updates: monday & thursday! (& occasionally saturday!) taglist: closed!

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