the futile

fun studying tip: if you’re a procrastinator, play tom jones’s “what’s new pussycat” on repeat while writing your papers and do not turn it off until you are finished, it will motivate you to finish that essay as quickly as possible

make sure to throw one “it’s not unusual” in the middle while u take ur quick snack break

@virginmaury

some people are afraid of dogs but i’m afraid of the opposite of dogs. the absence of dogs. dogless space

They have become one

all memes aside, the first two shrek movies are literally and unironically good ass films i’m being deadass serious

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“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,