hi

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

who cares tho

If I had an android I would never mention it like its something to be proud of

friend: texts slightly different from how they normally text me: if u want me dead so bad why don’t u just tell me lol

This dude savage af

Bernie!!!

He said “Google me bitch”

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

#it would be nice to get my sense of purpose back

“Oh wow my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this,”

“my will to live! i haven’t seen this in 15 years!”

“I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”

“Mental stability, my old friend!”