let me rest

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die

i think brady tkachuk belongs in prison. (remembers i dont believe in incarceration as a solution for anything) we should restructure society so that brady tkachuk cannot exist within it

I need him to replace my phone. I feel like he would only beam nice beautiful things into my eyes and not the Horrors

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

the term "vegetable oil" feels threateningly nonspecific. which fucking Vegetables mate

you know what. while we're on the subject. what the fuck is in "baby oil"

guy who played peter pan once and now its our problem forever

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

alphabet soup is spelling out DOOM does this mean anything