Fag Wasp (Blastophaggot psenis)

puppy play but i’m some sort of endangered wolf who is sick and injured so a team of medical experts work around the clock to diagnose and fix me and they feed me an ideal diet and post photos of me on social media and everyone says “ooohhh awwwwwwww!!!!” and then i get released back to the wild because it’s the right thing to do and from then on i only occasionally show up on random trail cams and people say “yay!” and they leave me alone

bratting getting choked to death by no-selling it. crossing my arms looking at you smug as fuck while the light fades from my eyes

pull on her gay fucking tail

single/f/bleeds when cut

everyone is saying you dont have free will you're influenced by your context so i made a girl in a tube with nothing else and all she does is want . she doesn't even know how exactly nothing she's got but she's wanting and she's reinventing classic geometric shapes in her head . i think it kind of proves someone wrong

I Have An Alien Parasite That Replaced My Tongue Like Those Fish But All She Wants To Do Is Eat Pussy?

*being dragged around by my hair and shoved to the ground* heehhe hooraayyy!!!! weeeeeeee!!!! yippeee!!

dont come into my house acting like a baby centipede

angels aren't real. it was probably a weather balloon that gave you a spanking fetish, or maybe phytoplankton.

the ichneumon princess needs you to take care of her kids