It's "Your Majesty"

#the way she flings down that microphone cable like a dramatic cape sweep — (x)

Who can’t love her.

but imagine if this WAS the show and zelena was just regina’s asshole sister who does shit like this because she can and she thinks it’s HILARIOUS please give me zelena the prankster - via alinaandalion

LOL! That would be too good!

Me loves me some Zelena.

“Well you found me, in my own home, congratulations” Regina deadpanned once she discovered it was the pirate that had been stalking through her house. She had despised him when he was a simple pirate, now he was a dark one, she couldn’t stand the sight of him. Returning to her cooking she ignored the imminent danger and queried “shouldn’t you be looking for Emma rather than me?”

He was rather put off that she ignored him like she wasn’t afraid, so he popped into the kitchen where she was cooking. “But I don’t want Emma, I want to play with you. Or rather what used to be you, before you got weak.” With a snap of a feeling, he changed her appearance to look like the evil queen. “That’s better.”

The way he used the term 'play' unnerved her, it was unlike Rumple's idea of playing, all giggles and tricks, Hook's use of it seemed darker. She knew whatever he had planned would only be fun for one of them. The magic that licked at her body as her slacks were replaced with bustles and blazer with bodice. A lifetime ago she would be proud to strut around in the bodacious dresses of old, now she felt sick at the sight. With a flick of her wrist she changed back to her suit... or not. When the purple smoke cleared the Evil Queen's dress remained. "Bloody pirate" she cursed under her breath. She drew a frustrated breath, putting the kitchen utensils down, before finally conceiting. "What do you want, pirate?"