Chelsea

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

The year is 2031. Riverdale is finally over. The new edgy reboot of a wholesome cartoon series is Charles, a gritty retelling of Charlie Brown. Charlie is played by a now-27-year-old Finn Wolfhard. Linus’ “blankie” is where he stashes his drugs. Sally has dissociative identity disorder and the writers’ only research was watching Split ten times while high. Lucy’s father is in the mafia. Snoopy dies in episode one. The showrunners only made one good decision, and it’s that Schroeder is gay now.

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

shrek

never mind post cancelled 

coward

[[adopting a baby]] “aww she’s so adorabl— wait when was she born?” “may 30th” “a gemini? hell no. what are my other options ??”

me: queen of having had enough 

fall is not cute it is the season of death and ur sweater will not protect u. not even ur sweater paws.

jokes on you I love death and being dead and I will wear my sweater to the grave

I can put up with a lot but don’t fucking lie to me.

i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them