Hulkling

❛ Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them. ❜

❛ Do I have sparkling sapphire eyes that dazzle too? ❜

❛ The only thing predictable about life is its unpredictability. ❜

❛ You are braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. ❜

❛ Who’s to say I won’t live forever? ❜

❛ Is there any chance that I’m going to get super-strength in my hand? Because I’m not going to lie. That would be stupendous. ❜

❛ Man has always learned from the past. After all, you can’t learn history in reverse! ❜

❛ We mustn’t lurk in doorways. It’s rude. ❜

❛ Well, some people use their imagination. ❜

❛ My little baby, out to destroy people! ❜

❛ Who disturbs my slumber? ❜

❛ Who are you and how did you find me? ❜

❛ I warned you never to come here! ❜

❛ Shut the window. That bird is giving me a headache. ❜

❛ Teenagers. They think they know everything. ❜

❛ Look around you. This is where the path of hatred has brought us. ❜

❛ This? I’ve gotten out of worse scrapes than this. Can’t think of anything right now, but. ❜

❛ We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew. ❜

❛ Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or… learn from it. ❜

❛ No, look harder. ❜

❛ What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hula? ❜

❛ You mean a bunch of royal dead guys are watching us? ❜

❛ Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled. ❜

❛ Wait, you got engaged to someone you just met that day? ❜

❛ Didn’t your parents ever warn you about strangers? ❜

❛ Oh, he’s so handsome. Just like his reward posters. ❜

❛ It appears that I now have an outlaw for an in-law. ❜

❛ Rob? Tsk tsk tsk. That’s a naughty word. We never rob. We just sort of borrow a bit from those who can afford it. ❜

❛ Merciful heavens! ❜

❛ Not to change the subject, but, um… ever chased chickens? ❜

❛ Just keep swimming. ❜

❛ Fish are friends, not food. ❜

❛ 'Cause we were like, “woaaaah!”, and I was like, “woaaaah.” and you were like, “woaaahh…” ❜

❛ And-and I look at you, and I… and I’m home. ❜

❛ But if you want to leave, you can. I’ll remember you though. I remember everyone that leaves. ❜

❛ Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw! ❜

   "Works for me, yeah.  Getting a little stuffy anyway."

[ The weird thing is that Billy one hundred percent believes Teddy would get some kind of sentimental hard-on from Billy not even being actually pregnant but gaining weight anyway. ]

"Listen, okay—"

[ and wait, what ?  teddy's long since stopped trying to understand all of this.  interdimensional, magic gaybies are way past his understanding of magic.  but that doesn't mean he isn't stupidly excited over it.  so he just sort of gapes at billy, waiting for an explanation. ]

"I know you meant that in a nice way," he sings, and Teddy’s definitely getting a smooch, if only because getting out of bed without it being an ordeal means Billy’s in a good mood, "Pinch me. I have actual skin to pinch now. Do it."

[ teddy adores days like this.  he totally gets that this whole thing is stressful   and taxing for billy, but it doesn't mean he doesn't whole-heartedly   appreciate the good days when they come.  and the smooches.  those are   always a plus. ]

[ Maybe because he’s been eating doughnuts and washing them down with Monster…? ]

    "---I haven't noticed."

[ it's not exactly true.  billy's definitely a little softer around the hips, and   teddy definitely likes it.  but he's not going to point that out.  and he's   not going to point out the fact that there are at least three pints of half   eaten ice-cream in the fridge.

  besides, teddy is residing firmly inside of a glass house.  he's gaining   sympathy weight which is even more pathetic. ]