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Oopsie! Did someone just go poopy in his diapie? You always make the cutest expressions when you have an accident, sweetie. Your eyes go wide, your lips pucker up… just like this! You look so surprised that you’re pooping your pants!

I’m so glad your toilet untraining has been successful, babe. Making you diaper-dependent is the best decision I ever made! I know you're not very happy about being incontinent, but I promise that puffy Pampers are a much better look for you than those boring old boxer shorts you used to wear.

She said my friends had asked her to help.

She said she was all to glad to help.

She said don't be nervous and began to shake and shimmy her incredible chest in front of me.

She said just accept, just observe and just enjoy.

"Hmm... I know I'm not great at picking up on social cues, but... something's telling me your neighbour likes us..."

"He he... um... yeah... there's uhh... a subtle indication..."

"Well... maybe he's just excited we invited him over to cool off in the pool with us...?"

"Mmm... very excited! He really needs to cool off! Ha ha!"

"Ohh... you don't think he's a little on the spectrum too, do you? I mean... we do both get obsessed with... certain things..."

"Mmm... you know I'm obsessed with your certain things! He he... and he seems to like 'em too..."

"Huh... Is... creaming your shorts a common behaviour in boys with Autism...?"

"Hmm... I think that's just common for boys in general!"

"Ha ha... and is flashing boys to make them cum in their pants common for girls...?"

"That one might just be us! But... if we can help raise awareness, maybe it'll help remove the stigma..."