fuzzy teeth

Imagine you’re like controlling a deep sea submersible camera and filming activity around a long dead whale carcass and you just see like what is very clearly an aquatic homo sapien just scuttling around eating detritus and meat scraps amongst all the weird crabs and shit like not even a mermaid or anything just like some dude kneeling in the sand and like obviously he’s a little fucked up from living so far down like his skin is a little translucent and he doesn’t seem to have any visible hair and his hands have a little more webbing than the average person and his eyes are large and solid silver but he’s still human enough that he could reasonably be just some particularly sickly guy if you saw him walking down the street but you inch closer with the camera and he looks directly at it and then darts away into the abyss with impressive swimming speed but not like a human more like a squid or something and you’re just sitting there with all your colleagues like what in the actual shit just happened and like you have the footage you all watch it over and over trying to find ways of explaining what you just saw as some sort of illusion or misunderstanding but that’s very clearly just a guy eating a whale carcass at the bottom of the ocean and you all spend the rest of your lives trying to find something more to explain this some sort of bones or a bit of dna or maybe even more footage and scientists around the world try to find evidence for or against your findings but you never see it happen again no one ever finds another guy down there and it just haunts you forever like wouldn’t that be fucked up lol