Kinky

nothing felt as good as paying off your mortgage in animal crossing. fuck

imagine how paying off your mortgage in real life is gonna feel

nowhere near as good. Blocked

get naked

That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

This is mE

I TOTALLY DO THIS.

fucking jerry

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

NO. NO FUCKING SHRIMP OR HE DIE.

This is what I’d call a responsible restaurant service. Well done.

This is too much adorableness <3<3<3

I’ll reblog this every time I see it, because there’s something about burly beardy bikers giving help and companionship to a small hurt kitten that makes the world a little bit better.

Happy Mother’s Day everyone! 

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

my fave kind of fandom merch is the subtle kind you can have in public in which someone could easily just mistake it for an aesthetic statement