He looks like the dentist that fucks me at the gas station

Yeah?

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I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

oh my fucking GOD

i dont care how many times ive reblogged this

u think being gay is hard? LMAO try being a naruto fan

Posts from deactivated accounts are like those bloodstains in dark souls that show the last 5 seconds before the player perished.

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

Could y'all stop smoking weed around small children like what the fuck is wrong with y'all

Fuck you and them kids

no way am I gonna have a blog in my 20s lmao

British people be like “salt and vinnegar ice cream innit?”

Not to be a cliche but that sounds nice

This is 100% how anxiety works

THERE’S A PUPPY IN THIS ANIME

WHAT THE FUCK

clown pussy be hittin difference