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@shuffleorbeatit
āItās a well-known fact that kinkaku ghouls have tentacle fetishes.ā
āThis is absolutely true.ā

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āI heard quinqshaming, and Iām proud to say that Iām a kinkaku ghoul.ā
[absinthe] "Yes, welcome to hell. Would you like a name card or plate?"
āYouād think Iād know the procedure after being here most of my life, but here we are, I guess.ā
āThe procedure has changed somewhat. All residents of hell are required to have at least one partner in suffering to ease the pain somewhat.ā Sie was fucked up. Akira was fucked up. They could be friends. Until one had to kill the other, that is.
āProbably. Itās great when we accomplish them. You could say itās a scream.ā
āIāll say. If itās a scream, would October be Howloween?ā
āIf a ghoul has life goals, are they life ghouls?ā

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ā⦠I donāt think thereās anyone in the world who ends up where they want to be.ā
She reaches over to pat sier on sier shoulder, though sheās hesitant. āThere isnāt really anything you can do about it. Just do what you can with what you have.ā
ā...Akira.ā
Sier expression quickly turns from sad to very serious as sie removes sier hand from sier face, staring right into Akiraās eyes. Sieās cold and emotionless.
āIf I am ever hired to work against the CCG, and that is entirely possible, I want you to kill me the first chance you get. Donāt pity me. Donāt try to spare me. Donāt even hesitate for a second.Ā I want you to kill me, because if you donāt, I will kill you, and you donāt deserve to die by the hand of a mercenary spy who threw sier entire life away just to get out of jail. You donāt deserve to die at all. I donāt even need to look at you for very long to know that.ā
"We have no place in the world." ([chanting] half ghoul absinthe half gjoul absi)
āOne could argue that you have to make your own place in the world.ā
A small, sad laugh. Sie deliberately places a hand over sier right eye, right where the kakugan was.
ā...I guess this isnāt where I expected my place to be. Itās not where I wanted it to be, admittedly, but what can I do?ā
āGee, investigator! How come your CCG let you have TWO quinques?ā
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[shuffleorbeatit (Absinthe)] āI donāt know. One minute weāre having the perfect date, and the next minute sheās growing extra legs and encasing me in webbing. Women, right?ā
āIt, uh. It sounds like she took the term āblack widowā a little too seriouslyā¦ā
āThat was the last time I took advice from a casino customer, honestly. I may be a resident of the deeper and darker parts of Los Angeles, but that certainly doesn't mean I'd date anyone there.ā

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okay, so iāve just realized a few things while thinkingĀ āhmm, the commission would probably make absinthe a kakuja to make sier even strongerā
a) the commission works with just about anyone as long as they have the money, so absinthe and katia could very well be sent to work for either the ccg or aogiri, and thatās a pretty big difference between allies
b) the commission doesnātĀ āallyā itself with anyone, so if given enough money, they would totally give the ccg info on aogiri and vice versa (imagine absinthe working as a spy for aogiri while katia is sent to assassinate an aogiri member, hoho)
c) would the ccg or aogiri even KNOW about the commission?? bc itās so, so underground, hell itās not even based in japan itās based in america somewhereĀ
d) would someone assume absinthe to be part of aogiri? if they did, would absinthe deny it, or would sie lie and confirm it to protect the commission?
e) absinthe and katia abandoned who they were in the past and became entirely different people upon joining the commission (and, in absintheās case, becoming a half ghoul in the tg au) and absinthe gets uncomfortable and tries to leave the room when confronted by important people from sier past
sounds familiar, huh
ALRIGHT so iāve been developing ghoul absinthe further and this is what iāve got:Ā
sie doesnāt qualify as a quinx? sieās literally a half ghoul without any quinque steel on sier kagune, and youād THINK that wouldnāt work too well, but absinthe has the threat of āendanger your mission and weāll kill youā looming over sier head, and that works just as well as any quinque steel would
that being said, the commission literally provides sier with human meat? (donāt ask where they get it) because sie canāt be endangering any of sier missions by getting hungry, yāfeel
also, side note: in the tg au katiaās knives are all quinques. felix is a full-blooded ghoul and katia is still dating them. they try to kill each other a lot but theyāre still gay
[shuffleorbeatit (Absinthe)] ā fight me irl
She swings her legs a little. Since the fight with Spierce this morning, sheās a little hesitant to get into a fight until she heals up completely, but itād be a lie to say she isnāt peckish.
...Yeah. Sie was being watched. Walking around at night kind of meant that was a given, though. Time to assume the posture of someone who was naive enough to walk around at night with their guard down, making sure to note any and all possible exits. If the person watching sier was a ghoul, sie could take care of the issue fairly quickly. If not, well... Sie could still take care of it very easily.
spierce knows me too well!
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āOh, Iām just telling you look alright. Not near as terrible as the people I work with. One of them has these weird lizard teeth.ā
āSounds strange indeed. Iād assume youāre the rose in a field of dandelions, of course.ā Now sieās flirting.

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[shuffleorbeatit (Absinthe)] "Honestly, when I'm walking down the street, no one's ever like, 'Hey, look at that adult.' I think they're just like 'WHOA, that tall child looks TERRIBLE!'"
āI donāt know, I work with five tall children and youāre the best looking one Iāve met so far.ā
āReally, now?ā A small, sly smile. āIf I didnāt know better, Iād say you were flirting with me, Akira.ā
āI would. Donāt worry, Iāve seen my fair share of weird things, too. Iāll believe anything at this point.ā
āBelieving anything is pretty dangerous, but thatās just me.ā Scritches the cat behind its ear a little.Ā āRemembering everything and applying it to other situations to prove or disprove it and other facts seems much safer and more useful.ā Sie stops, frowning in thought.
ā...For example, if youāve seen so many weird things that youāll believe anything, and you work with people you consider to be childish, Iād assume that theyāre not just childish, but a strange bunch in general. Abnormal beyond the point of what one would consider normal for a gang of artificial ghouls.ā For a secret spy, sie sure is open about sier methods.Ā āThat could be applied to your other coworkers, too, but not without more evidence.ā