I'VE GOT SHOWS IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES

We might be on to something with this whole groundhog based weather system. — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2EI2DUe

This is my kid sister. She works for Weezer and sometimes she takes photos like this and it's dumb because she's so much cooler than me and that's not how things were supposed to turn out. But jesus, this is the coolest photo I've ever seen. — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2nA8Jvp

Featuring all weekend for @brendanschaub, the first time I've been sure that 100% of the audience could beat me up. — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2r0su3w

Shout out to the 2nd best group host show in Portland for killing it in front of these trivia night kids. #yourewelcome #comedy — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2Ew8SGa

I've always wanted somebody to retweet me with just the word "thread" and it finally happened. — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2CMJUD6

I made pasta and sauce from scratch for the fam. My niece is wearing her compliments on her sleeve. And face and hands. #rigatoni #kitchenaide #pasta — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2pDO90R

Merry MiniChristmas from humble Falcone Manner. — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2piXevy

A very special Christmas show with Liberace, Liza Mennelli, and a bored looking dog. — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2BTjGOQ

Happy holidays from this goofy bunch with the badly named show, @earthquakehurricane #pdx #comedy — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2pbl2l1

This was the only moment it looked like the Blazers even kinda wanted to win. — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2kuTqm2

The Laika Studios exhibit at the Portland Art Museum is incredible. — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2zjeUKF

Best part of the Jay Z show: he took off his jacket and put it on a circle on the stage and it lowered into the floor and disappeared. Later, he went down the jacket-hole and reemerged wearing a DIFFERENT JACKET. #jayz #444tour #modacenter #jackets — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2kvkYa8

Tonight I got to open for one of my favorite comics. I told the same old jokes, but I did it in my brand new funfetti sneakers! To top it off, the crowd was so good, Andy had to complain about them laughing too much. I hate being sincere on social, but it was a really good night. #portland #comedy #standup #somuchlive — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2yqSLX1

It's not always the most popular jokes I'm most proud of. — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2yg6b8d

Standup student made me a cross-stitch of a thing I say in class sometimes. #comedy #crosstitch #balls #ballsarethefuture #dickjokesarethepast — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2nNtxlP

Three years ago I helped start a little comedy show called @earthquakehurricane. Tonight for our 3rd anniversary, we're all doing longer sets and it would mean a lot to me if you came out. — view on Instagram http://ift.tt/2nj9VWt