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If an orphan takes a selfie, it’s a family portrait

you knew you were getting bigger when the swivel chair started going down instead of up when you tried boosting it.

In 1000 years there will be porn sites that categorize porn in centuries.

“Cowboy” sounds really manly and cool, but the arguably more accurate “Horseboy” sounds really stupid

Whomever compiled the first joke book literally wrote the oldest joke in the book unknowingly.

Porn addicted dudes probably saw more dicks then women.

You don’t know how many times locking your car has been useful.

Building IKEA furniture is Adult Legos but with more frustration and less reward

You can do everything right to live a safe life, yet all it takes is someone else making a stupid choice that can put your life at risk.

If smoking caused canker sores rather than cancer, no one would smoke

People born in the year 2000 never have trouble remembering how old they are.

Teachers probably hate grading homework as much as we hate doing it.

It doesn’t matter how great of a career he makes for himself, Lawrence Fishburn will always be Morpheus first.

we are artificially selecting 4 leaf clovers out of existence.

Drop a live lobster into boiling water, you’re a chef. Do the same thing to a live cat and you’re a monster.

If you look like your mom you are technically your dads type

You don’t need a heater if you have a crappy enough pc