Shower Thoughts

Halloween is the only day of the year when accepting candy from a stranger is considered okay

Do we say "over the top" because leaving the trenches in World War One was batshit insane?

In all my life I have probably seen over ten thousand squirrels wandering around. Never once have I seen one pooping

Colleges are the bottled water companies of knowledge

Google should redirect anyone who googles "google.com" to their nearest computer training course

I've only just realised the name 'Rolling Stones' is a play on words of Rock & Roll

Cops are basically referees in the game of life

The default profile picture on Twitter is an egg because the Twitter bird just had a new baby

They should've called fortune cookies "wise crackers."

I've watched all 7 fast and furious movies and not once did they stop at a gas station!

What if there is no such thing as the placebo effect, and sugar pills are actually a miracle cure-all?

There is a big difference between a Third World War and a Third-World War

Daredevil is blind because he is justice

Mass-murders that end in suicide are like rage-quitting life

If one person was randomly sent back in time before our current technological advances, they more than likely would not be able to reinvent many gadgets that we have now because most people don't truly understand how anything like that actually works

Ms. Frizzle should never teach sex education

I wonder how many "Never Gonna Give You Up" views on YouTube were actually intentional