Benji's Buzzathon Day Two ๐
In the kitchen, Alan stomps in and interrupts an intimate conversation between Tom and a professional snake handler named Richard. Richard was called in to catch an aggressive python that Arkie the backpacker swears tried to slither into bed with him during an afternoon siesta. Richard, though still on the hunt, has a problem with his van which can't be dealt with until tomorrow, so Benji has insisted he stay the night and enjoy the party. Richard has also pledged twenty dollars for a "trim", which he says is overdue.
Richard the snake handler
After Richard and Tom depart to another room, Tony and Gus arrive on the scene. Gus has just finished having his hairy skull shaved...
"Neat haircut," says Alan
"Benji told me to tell you you're up next," says Gus
"No way. I've gotta get my feet photographed for that Best Sock Tan Competition first."
"I should win that hands down " boasts Gus
Alan laughs. "Yours is pretty poor in my opinion. Hey, do you know where the photographer is?
"He's right in front of you ya dick," says Gus.
Gus and Tony abruptly leave to join the others on the verandah. Alan believes they left because they were jealous of his bulge. He begins posing for the camera.
"Do you wanna take pics of my sensational sock tan now?"
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