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Benji's Buzzathon Day Two ๐
Meet Levi and his dad Colin (photographed Sunday morning). They got lost trying to find Ben and Benji's place on Saturday, which ain't difficult cos it's kinda off the beaten track. When they did finally arrive, Benji was so disgusted with their neglected skulls he took the clippers to them right away, allowing several others a reprieve. To make matters worse, Levi left their packed suitcase behind so they had little more than the clothes they were wearing. Benji felt that Colin looked like a dag so he loaned him a pair of his favourite footy shorts while Ben gave him some stinky socks for photographic purposes. Father and son feel good about their radical transformations, though Colin has a suspicion he'll even lose the beard before the weekend is through.
By the time Levi lost his golden locks to the verandah floor (as fourteen other blokes had before him) it was getting late in the day. Benji decided he would need a break and continue the buzzing later indoors. He still had Tony, Brett, Rex, Alan, Lochie, Gus, Bugsy, Tim and that unsightly backpacker to contend with. He had the feeling he might need to forcably tie Brett and Alan down for their buzz cuts if they continued to resist. For now though, it's party time.
Colin wearing Benji's unwashed footy shorts and Ben's stinking socks

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Benji's Buzzathon Day Two ๐
In the kitchen, Alan stomps in and interrupts an intimate conversation between Tom and a professional snake handler named Richard. Richard was called in to catch an aggressive python that Arkie the backpacker swears tried to slither into bed with him during an afternoon siesta. Richard, though still on the hunt, has a problem with his van which can't be dealt with until tomorrow, so Benji has insisted he stay the night and enjoy the party. Richard has also pledged twenty dollars for a "trim", which he says is overdue.
Richard the snake handler
After Richard and Tom depart to another room, Tony and Gus arrive on the scene. Gus has just finished having his hairy skull shaved...
"Neat haircut," says Alan
"Benji told me to tell you you're up next," says Gus
"No way. I've gotta get my feet photographed for that Best Sock Tan Competition first."
"I should win that hands down " boasts Gus
Alan laughs. "Yours is pretty poor in my opinion. Hey, do you know where the photographer is?
"He's right in front of you ya dick," says Gus.
"I knew that."
Gus and Tony abruptly leave to join the others on the verandah. Alan believes they left because they were jealous of his bulge. He begins posing for the camera.
"Do you wanna take pics of my sensational sock tan now?"
Benji's Buzzathon Day Two ๐
Dave makes the ultimate sacrifice and shaves his beard off for charity. Kenny, Tim and Dave's brother, Brett, need to see it to believe it...
Ah well, here goes....Going, going...
All gone ๐ช
Benji's Buzzathon Day Two ๐
"I just can't work it out"๐ช
"Nice work, Pete. I couldn't have done it better myself."
Dave
Benji's Buzzathon Day Two ๐
Gus and Tony are a bit confused
"I thought Benji said online that no trousers were allowed"
"That was a typo. He meant to say no carousers"

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Benji's Buzzathon Day Two ๐
One of Benji's best mates, Rex, has arrived and is in the process of paying Benji 20 bucks up front for his buzz cut. Meanwhile, hairy Alan is busy feeding his face.
Even though Alan is staying till Sunday, Benji has reminded him several times to cough up 20 bucks and make his way to the verandah for his shearing.
Rex has been mowing lawns all morning and is concerned his man stink might offend, so he is keen for a shower. Benji instructs him to leave his boots n socks by the couch for unknown reasons๐Rex is looking forward to a low maintenance look n feel for summer as his skull gets itchy while he works up a sweat. Benji wants to get some before shots of his overly hairy head. He'd also like to get a pic of Rex's decent sock tan for an idea he's got for a "Best Tradie Sock Tan Fundraiser"
Rex wants a buzz cut with no fuss. He just wants it all to hit the floor as quickly as possible. Benji likes that idea ๐โ๏ธ๐ช
Rex feels heaps better after his shower and is glad to have run a comb through his golden locks for the last time. As he shows off his sock tan for the photographer, he wonders where Benji, a work boot and one of his dirty socks have disappeared to ๐ค
Benji's Buzzathon Day Two ๐
Later in the day, Ben and Benji, fresh from giving each other their mutual buzz cuts, make their way to the entrance of the property to hail down some guests who'd messaged to say they got lost. There they meet a passing American backpacker named "Arkie" (from Arkansas). As they get talking, the forever charismatic Benji somehow manages to talk Arkie into coming up for a shower and meal and possibly staying overnight. Benji is seen here in the process of telling Arkie about his fundraiser...
"Wow, that's so kind of you guys. I'm pretty sweaty and hungry after walking all day, and I do need a haircut pretty badly."
"All for 20 bucks mate. There's heaps of other fellas down there getting it done."
"How short will my haircut be exactly?"
"As short as ours."
"Far out, that's radical, but I'm up for it. Sounds like it's for a good cause."
Benji is looking forward to transforming Arkie and giving him a good feed. His photographer takes a couple of "before" shots at the front gate while they continue to wait for their hopelessly lost guests.
"Say goodbye to it all mate" ๐