collect my (short) pages

Chromakopia is fire

guy that can shoot bullets out of his pussy call that a revulva

girl that can shoot bullets out of her penis call that cocked and loaded

guy that has no face and wears a suit and is really scary call that. The slenderman

ヾ(≧▽≦*)o

Official The One Time I Actually Want A Face On a Penis It Isn’t There Post

collect my... uh...

let's just say. my peanits

Celebration of pride has never been so perfect

indeed

LETS GOOOOOO 💪💪💪💪

guys PLEASE stop tagging me in reblog bait at this point I hope that person never cleans their room or relearns how to cook or whatever

what if instead of slenderman his name was 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎man and he made you find his 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 pages

hmmm

10k notes and ill post a picture of myself in a skirt with cat ears

@itsapmseymour

waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait can't we think about this. don't do this. i'm scared guys im scared

hello pogchamps did i miss anything

oh hey what’s up

idk that’s why im asking

omg me

even though i dont really speak in a canadian accent i feel like i always ALWAYS read in one especially if im reading in my head

Oh damn, I'm not the only British Slenderman???

Good morning!

Mornin darlin~

even though i dont really speak in a canadian accent i feel like i always ALWAYS read in one especially if im reading in my head

Oh damn, I'm not the only British Slenderman???

Good morning!

Mornin darlin~

yes this is very true

conclusion: @discourse-slenderman is smol

DID YOU REALLY DO ALL THIS MATH JUST TO CALL ME SHORT

No, I did it 'cause I was curious, calling you short is just a bonus.

>:[

If it makes you feel any better, Dandelion, I wish I was your height.

..really..??

Or shorter, really. I want to be the shortest person in the room. No particular reason, I just prefer it that way.

ill always be shorter >:)