The struggles of an old shopkeeper

As shopkeepisms dot tumblr dot com approaches death I would just like to say I posted this in the bath with my old man tiddies on full display and because of this unfunny old man tiddies post I stopped watching the show the old man attached to the tiddies is from

I… wait, what? This is a robbery!

My dad told me if I was good at something to never do it for free and that extends to robbery

If you want the money you either pay me or get behind the counter and take the money yourself

I… wait, what? This is a robbery!

My dad told me if I was good at something to never do it for free and that extends to robbery

Plot twist I'm 23 and I look like this cause I'm so overworked capitalism is a disease folks

As far as I can tell, -isms post one or two sentence replies while RP blogs post blocks of text. That’s how a friend described it any ways.

The isms started out as shitposters and somehow ended up here

Pyrrha: @shopkeepisms Biscuits, please. 

Ren: This isn’t a biscuit.

Shopkeep: Excuse me?

Jaune: Every scone I’ve ever had has little raisins or something in it – including the ones I’ve had in… Scarlet’s hometown.

Shopkeep: Where’s he from?

Jaune: You know… around.

Pyrrha: @shopkeepisms Biscuits, please. 

Ren: This isn’t a biscuit.

Shopkeep: Excuse me?

Jaune: Every scone I’ve ever had has little raisins or something in it – including the ones I’ve had in… Scarlet’s hometown.

Shopkeep: Where’s he from?

Pyrrha: @shopkeepisms Biscuits, please. 

Ren: This isn’t a biscuit.

Shopkeep: Excuse me?

888: What’s the normal price at which you buy the dust of the SDC?

Shopkeep: *shifty eyes* Shopkeep: Do you wanna talk in the back?