Hailing from a Fantastic Frontier far away from this sector of the multiverse, I am a legendarily rare and elusive creature. If you see me, don't ask me for my mask. I will not give you it, I can almost guarantee you. 2 cubic meters of glorious handsome multiversal ectoplasm incarnate, of course I should be less humble than I already am.
I like to travel around and study various worlds sometimes, as well as obtaining trinkets and cool items I find on my travels. If you need me to pop in on another world and bring a small crossover as a souvenir for ya, let me know and I might just do it. Nothing too big or bad please, cuz some local gods and the SCP Foundation are already "a little annoyed" at me fraying their spacetime with my wormholes and grabbing stuff. I promise those wormholes are completely temporary and nondestructive!
I sometimes make memes if it strikes my fancy. Mostly about my homeland. Rarely visit that place these days.
considering posting what I've already got written down in my docs, and going from there. If I have no beta reader irl to rely on, then may as well hope for one online ig. Not sure whether or not I'm gonna go through with it just yet tho, especially since it means giving myself up to the judgement of the internet...
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considering posting what I've already got written down in my docs, and going from there. If I have no beta reader irl to rely on, then may as well hope for one online ig. Not sure whether or not I'm gonna go through with it just yet tho, especially since it means giving myself up to the judgement of the internet...
sometimes I feel like that one image of the Hello Neighbor devs on Twitter begging MatPat to react to their show with the way I keep bringing up/begging my sister to beta read my fic at random times of the day. She never does, of course. I basically have no beta reader. :/
A half-delirious literal shower thought for you: what if whenever a fictional character in a fanfic or fanmade animation that's going to canonically die in the near future goes to a fortune teller or some other future-divining thing and asks for their fortune to be read, a hyperrealistic boulder quickly rolls across the screen while the fortune is being read, and the particularly spiritually sensitive characters can vaguely feel when it happens, but usually just attribute it to a "someone walking over my grave" feeling. Like, y'know that one "did you see that?" skeleton meme? It's sorta like that but with a big realistic rock rolling across the screen and over the words/artwork of the character instead. A really weak and mildly absurd fourth wall break without them even knowing it's a fourth wall break in the first place. If the character *can* break the fourth wall or are particularly spiritually attuned(?), they can directly react to the oncoming boulder about to roll over their drawn/written form. Often in a confused panic at the giant bounder coming at them, and then just confusion when the boulder metaphysically passes over them with no impact, context nor explanation. The fortune teller/divination source doesn't have to know about the boulder's existence, but it'd be funny if they occasionally did, and just deliberately ignored it.
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Recently reread the horror webtoon "Stagtown" (highly recommend it btw, it's like Junju Ito's Uzumaki but in a Western American town setting), and since I already knew how it ended and who the final antagonist turned out to be, (spoilers for like the whole thing btw)
every time I saw the black goop doing its usual eldritch nonsense and harassing the protagonists, I always thought of the Rat King from Adventure Time parodying that one Psychonauts meme, saying in its weird voice "I am the Rat King, my goop is delicious". It really enhanced the absurdity of the story for me as I reread it, and kept me sane through the tenser moments of the comic
Every Princess variant in Slay The Princess is technically canon and real, but so is every single Hatsune Miku. If one were to get The Princess to wear a Hatsune Miku cosplay, or even draw a fanart crossover of Miku in the Princess's outfit and/or basement, the two infinities would collide and collapse in on each other catastrophically, instantly causing the true death of the universe, True Quantum Vacuum Bubble style. On some Nyx/Erebus Persona 3 type shit right there
ok but imagine edging the end of the world by selecting and dragging a png of a Miku hair wig dangerously close to a jpeg of the Princess's head back and forth on like Photoshop or a google slide or smth lol
Every Princess variant in Slay The Princess is technically canon and real, but so is every single Hatsune Miku. If one were to get The Princess to wear a Hatsune Miku cosplay, or even draw a fanart crossover of Miku in the Princess's outfit and/or basement, the two infinities would collide and collapse in on each other catastrophically, instantly causing the true death of the universe, True Quantum Vacuum Bubble style. On some Nyx/Erebus Persona 3 type shit right there
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Replaying Block Tales on Roblox rn, due to the recent update changing some story elements pretty significantly. Started on a new save file and everything, and only now (as in like a few hours ago) just reached the beginning of Demo 5 (I logged off just before the Coronation Ceremony, cuz I spotted a healing pad in the corner, and that always means there's gonna be a bossfight up ahead, and I decided I really don't have the mental capacity to fight an unknown new boss at the moment). I'll try to give some of my thoughts with minimal spoilers, if I can.
I'm actually really enjoying the overhauled storyline and NPC characters, my personal favorite of which would probably be Brad's whole new character motivation and the updated sidequest for his calling card. Makes him feel a helluva lot more grounded and nuanced as a character that way, whereas before he felt kinda flat and one-dimensional.
Kyoko's story seems to have also been tweaked, but it's not as drastic of a change. I dont know if I like the sedentary village doctor version more or less than the constantly moving rookie adventurer version, but her mental health advice and words of encouragement still remain top tier either way. Kyoko still remains my absolute favorite NPC in this whole game, alongside Mayor Monty and Tutorial Terry (who have also been tweaked a little, but are mostly left unchanged in their personalities)
Meanwhile, probably the *least* fun (but still understandable and fairly grounded) change was given to the second half of Demo 3, where the antagonists were now genuinely focused around the player character, and not just generally acting their concepts out. Wish they had at least some of their previous personalities back from before the update, but I'm not too sad about the changes tbh. The one I'm most annoyed with is probably the final boss of Demo 3. It has only a fraction of its former aura of terror in its personality now, and I feel like it seriously needs a hefty chunk of that sheer hatred added back into it. They removed that one final line before the bossfight starts, too! It was genuinely goated and thematically perfect, but it's no longer there ;-;
I became hopelessly addicted to the SP Saver card, despite its high BP cost. If I drop it at this point, I think I'd straight up cripple my whole playstyle now lol. I also have come to appreciate the Defend+ card. It has come in clutch many times now
Got a decent amount of badges that I previously didn't unlock in my first save file, including the Alternate Reality badge and Pretty Fire badge. TBH at this point I think my current save file is a fair bit further ahead than my original file in terms of progression and completionism.
Oh, and also there's apparently a morality system in this game now? I've got no clue whether that'd affect anything storywise in the future, whether I've been good or bad, but since I was already intending to be nice since the start, the only evil deed I did afaik is exploding the sleeping guard in chapter 1 on the new save file, before I even knew there *was* a Morality system in the update
In a Reddit meme post where The Radiance is compared to Caine during his crashout, I kinda feel like I cooked pretty hard on the parody in the comments, so I wanna post my parody here just for my own sake. I'm rather proud of how it turned out, is all. There's more after the parody itself, but that's me joking around with others in the comments and isn't as serious, so I dunno if I should post it. Obviously spoiler warning for the lore of Hollow Knight and Digital Circus Episode 8, just in case.
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Spoilers for the endgame of Persona 3, Persona 5 Strikers, and maybe the Sonic games ahead (as a reference to that one famous Snapcube fandub playthrough)
Would Eggman from the Sonic franchise be able to defeat the true form of Nyx from Persona 3? Since, y'know, he kinda has a moon-destroying orbital laser cannon just casually hanging around in his arsenal? What if he went even higher, and pissed on the moon Nyx Herself? What about the moon from Majora's Mask? He could probably turn that spooky rock into chunks of space dust with a sneeze or something. This also begs the question of just how suited he would be as a Persona character or as a Legend Of Zelda character. How would his moon-pissing technology translate to other settings where assorted stellar objects arrive to menace the populace? Actually, how would ALL of his technology and knowledge measure up to the Persona series? How would all of the living robots and stuff he created work if they all got plopped into the world of Persona for whatever reason? Would Metal Sonic be able to create a Persona of his own? Sophie from P5 Strikers did it by initially mimicking the Phantom Thieves, and then evolved it into an actual Persona of her own much later, so I think Metal Sonic might be able to do something similar, especially with his superior copying capabilities. Not to mention the already existing sapient technology and robots in the setting, like Aigis, Labrys, and EMMA, who was able to gain massive divine power through sheer cognition. Imagine what Eggman and his crew could pull off if they find out about the Metaverse and its effects in the Persona universe... Sonic already knows about Joker of the Phantom Thieves from both Smash and Crossworlds racing, so the concept of Personas is probably not too out there for him, but damn if he isn't gonna make an utterly wild Persona protagonist himself if he ever needs to obtain one for whatever reason...
I could probably think of other thoughts to put here, but it's really goddamn late at night for me rn, i'm hungry and tired and wanna grab a meal and end this post already :/
maybe I should go to sleep on a hungry stomach, since eating before bed is kinda a terrible idea, but ehhhhh. My self-control is really selective and weird.
So my sister is sitting nearby, reading an Assassins Creed fanfic rn. She says (paraphrased) "It's so sad how Desmond thinks of his thousand-years-ago ancestor as more of a father figure than his actual father".
And my stupid idiot brain instantly blurted out, "THE MOONBEAR???"
And she smoothly responded back with a solemn shake of her head and a deadpan "He's dead."