Here is Joseph Joestar, recently beaten up by his loving grandson and the grandson's piece of shit boyfriend. Wow. Time to hobble around outside, hands pocketed as he makes his way out of the lod--... aw. Look at that. It's a cute little squirrel!
The last time he had seen a squirrel... wow. He really didn't want to think about that! Time to take a step closer to the lil' thing, though, holding out his hand and making kissy noises.
"Heey, hey lil'--"
Ah yes, instead of looking up at him and scampering away, the squirrel's just going to look at him, before unhinging its jaw and letting out a roar.
Oh. Yeah. That was definitely the same squirrel from last time. Joseph will now let out a graceful screech as he turns on his heel, booking it as fast as a nearly crippled man can, with a demonic squirrel chasing him just about as fast as he's running. What a sight this must be!

















